Did Jesus ever get his freak on or did he die a sad and lonely virgin?

Question

i think Jesus had all the girls and all the beer. he probably got drunk at partys and while watching the football games.

Answer 1

i heard he was one heck of a dancer, you've heard of the moonwalk well he could walk on water

Answer 2

No, Jesus never had a fiancee', and beer had not been invented in the first century. He did drink wine, but he probably drank wine for the same reason as everyone else; the water may have been unfit to drink. As you know, football wasn't a sport until recently, and when He was executed, He was a virgin. He rose again and triumphantly ascended to heaven to be with His Father, God. Please don't be so flippant with the life of an extremely important person. What you just said is considered slander.

Answer 3

Today is a very different world than even yesterday. People are kind of forced to think like everyone else.

Jesus could not have been in any relationship, because that was not his purpose. If he did become part of a relationship, his sacrifice would not have saved humankind, because he would've been imperfect. I know it sounds religious, freaky, or whatever, but I'm not sure what other terms I can use...

Even too, the Bible mentions angels that came down to earth, although hundreds of years before Jesus, to take human wives for themselves, and they took as many as they wanted. They were attracted to them. However, it was not their purpose, but a wrongful deed, so they were not allowed back into heaven... I guess you could say that they became what you could consider "demons." Do we not see men follow that exact pattern of behavior today?

Answer 4

Jesus faced all of the temptations that we face today, but He never gave into them. He was actually tempted by Satan himself! This has never happened to anyone else in history, as far as I know. And do you know why He never fell into the sin? Because He focused on the way out as opposed to the sin itself. For example, when the devil told Him to change the stones into bread, He did not concentrate on the smell of the bread, the feel of it in His mouth, etc. Keep in mind that by this time, He had been fasting for 40 days, and He was HUNGRY!! The devil chose to attack Him while He was vulnerable, but He did not give in. No, He concentrated on God and His purpose for His life. That is how He pushed through the temptation!! And He did not die a "sad and lonely virgin", while hanging on the cross, that would have been the last thing in His mind! He was in an extreme amount of pain, both physically and spiritually. But, He was able to find happiness, as He realized that His death was worth it, because we would be able to live with Him forever! His suffering did not go to waste, and He knew it! During His time on earth, He was quite a happy guy. He had no desire for a woman, He had received His enjoyment from following God and His purposes. He LOVED doing this!! Jesus was actually a pretty fun guy! Check this out:

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So trust me, Jesus had a good time on earth! God bless!

Answer 5

There is no absolute proof as to whether or not Jesus had a relationship or not. However, if we assume he practiced what he preached, he was a virgin.
However, he was neither sad nor, lonely. He had family and friends and students all around. He was loved far better than any sexual experience could have given him. Sex is GREAT!! But, our Lord and Savior had a much greater love on his mind. Everlasting love. Go with God.

Answer 6

Have you ever read the bible? Jesus was crucified on the cross as a virgin, he wasn't lonely because he was busy telliing others about the Word of God!!!! He also had his 12 freinds the diciples. He didn't think much of women, but yet it the Da Vinci Code written by dan brown (a ******* gay wad) a fake statment says that he was married to Mary Magdelene which is a horrible ******* lie.

Answer 7

To have intercourse can go either way. Most go the egoistic way, and then you have the spiritual way. Egoistic way is very violent. The spiritual way is very beautiful. The spiritual way is the uniting of both sides into one, with, at times, bliss. They rise above this world. They become something divine. The egoistic way is just one and/or the other controlling the other. This way kills themselves.

A couple notes to keep in mind. He never died and virgin is another word for 'innocent'. He very quickly healed. This is the benifits of being spiritually advanced. Both Mary and Jesus were spiritually advanced. With this, their union was profound. Just like what everyone else can if they rise above this world of greed and hate.

Hope that helps. Cheers!

Answer 8

Because Jesus was Jewish he was suppose to marry and have children. But on the other hand he did have such strong religious ferver that Him staying a virgin is a good possibility. I'm sure that his faith in God didn't make him a sad and lonely person.

Answer 9

I am Anti any n all religion

but I do believe a guy called Jesus did live. but taken out of context
Like all Jews he was a fighter he hated the Romans, that's why they crucified him. It was their ultimate response to political enemies, the so called disciples were his co- fighters. after his death they like many elevated him to god like.
I once read a book by a guy Clayton he referred to extracts from the Dead Sea Scrolls and the fact that the Israeli state Jewish religion etc. would not release all the scrolls as the christian states USA< UK et-al protected the Jewish state. Those scrolls would destroy the christian faith.

Answer 10

Some of the answers on this site are really are....... well, I will hold my comment. But again, you are entitled to your opinion. You will give account to idle chatter. Why are you kicking against some one that you have no knowledge of? When the very breath that you breathe HE gave to you. You are a free agent and you can chose life and live or you can chose death and be separated from the only wise GOD our Savior. It is all up to you. When you stand in judgment ask HIM the question yourself if you have the guts.

Answer 11

You are assuming anything this world has to offer would be anything compared to what He had in Heaven. No woman or any other temptation would compare to what He already had waiting for Him back at the Heavenly Crib. And I think you are just trying to be inflammatory. It did say angels ministered to Him sometimes so His needs whatever they were being the Son of God were certainly met and in a sinless manner.