Will this one will get you rollin?

Question

There was this guy staring his first day of employment at the local adult store.
The manager gets him all trained and then says he has to run some errand's and will have to leave him alone for awhile.
The first customer that comes in say's
"How much for that white dildo"
"that dildo is twenty dollars Ms."
"Great I'll take it"
The next customer that comes in say's
"How much for that black dildo"
"That dildo is thirty dollars Ms."
"Great I'll take it"
The next customer that comes in say's
"How much for that plaid dildo"
"that dildo is sixty dollars Ms."
"Great I'll take it"
When the manager returns he say's
"Well how'd you do"
"good" He say's
"I sold a white dildo for twenty bucks"
"Then I sold a black dildo fo thiry bucks"
"Then I sold my Thermos for sixty bucks"

Answer 1

a very old woman walks into a porn shop shaking as she goes. the young man behind the counter grins and says "can i help you?" the old woman stutters "d-d-do y-y-ou sell p-p-pink d-d-dildos t-t-ten inches l-l-long?" the man says "of course we do, but don't you think you're a bit old for such things?" The old woman stutters "i'm n-n-not l-l-looking t-t-to b-b-buy one, I j-j-just c-c-can't r-r-remember how t-t-to t-t-turn the f-f-****** thing o-o-off!" and then she faints.

Answer 2

Your Thermos is a plaid dildo?

[blows hair]

Out of 10, 2.

Answer 3

Yes that's cute I've heard something very similar before.

Answer 4

Yes, that got me rolling! Very funny~

Answer 5

kinda and its kind of funny

Answer 6

that rocks

Answer 7

omg!lmao!hahasnort!..that's so wrong. ....funny, but wrong!

Answer 8

That was hilarious........ LOL.