A magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?
One's for cunning stunts and the other's for stunning c****
2006-06-25 12:20:54 · 18 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really................ Some people are so bloody serious!!!
2006-06-25 21:40:42 · update #1
too many seroius people around, i mean what they doing in the jokes and riddles section if no sense of humour....
heres one for you, whats the difference between a nun and a girl in a bath....?
ones soul is full of hope
the others hole is full of soap!
2006-06-25 23:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A magic wand is a wand that magician use to make magic and a truncheon is a short stick that the police carries with him
2006-06-25 13:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a magician's wand is magic.
a policeman's truncheon is a stronghold
2006-06-25 12:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by -*B*-Radicalll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to say jokes like this. Yeah when I was about 13 years of age. Thankfully I've grown up now.
2006-06-25 21:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snider
2006-06-25 13:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this ones even sicker. what's the difference between a smart midget and an infected vagina? one is a cunning runt....
2006-06-25 14:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, ok then, whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
a pickpocket snatches watches LOL
2006-06-25 13:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one - here's one in return and hopefully a few points in the bag too !
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a french admiral?
One sucks and never fails..............
2006-06-25 12:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets keep this site clean EH!
2006-06-25 12:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Derek B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought we should of guessed it but since u already told us i must admit it wasn't funny
2006-06-25 12:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by babyphatluffer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋