2006-06-25 11:29:09 · 32 answers · asked by Michael S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(say anything)
2006-06-25 11:29:39 · update #1
Maybe with a better question. Try one that people will get mad and take sides about.
2006-06-25 11:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by mthompson828 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck
in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out.
The ant asked, "What do I get in return?" The elephant replied, "If you get it
out, you can, oh, I don't know, f**me up the a**." So the ant gets busy taking
the thorn out. When he finally gets it out he looks up at the elephant and says,
"OK it's out, are you ready?" The elephant thinks, "Hey, what's a little ant
gonna do anyway?" The ant climbs up, positions himself, and starts f****** away.
A monkey is up in a tree and is watching the goings-on. He's just incredulous.
After a bit, it starts to get so funny, the monkey starts to laugh -- and in
doing so, knocks a coconut down from the tree and onto the elephant's head.
"Owww!" says the elephant. The humping ant says, "Take it all, b****!"
(I guess you didn't get them all in your one hour )
2006-06-25 14:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by cheryl16k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not doin` to great at the moment. maybe you should etend it to 2 or 3 hours or ask a better ?.
2006-06-25 11:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ekozi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See...this one is MUCH more easier to do than 250 answers.
2006-06-25 11:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nine answers in nine minutes. huh i'm bad at math. but i dont' think youre gonna make it kid.sorry. i wish i could help more. try again when more people are on. don't kill yourself over it. you can always try a smaller number. ok i'm bored. thanks for the points.
opps i almost forgot.... ANYTHING
2006-06-25 11:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gohs foh da gold mahn-
sahry dude too lates
2006-06-25 12:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think so bc im ur 26 and its already been an hr
2006-06-25 12:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by elle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pickles taste good...i only said that because they wouldn't allow me to just post with nothing
2006-06-25 12:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by azrael226 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say anything hummmmmmmmmm i think i wil say ANYTHING and now i say 2 points thank you
2006-06-25 11:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are that same dumbo who asked for 250 answers just a minute ago......
sick dude...sick....
2006-06-25 11:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by (^_^)RaptoR(^_^) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋