I am shopping for a good religion?

Question

Is ther one out there, that has low thithes and high interactiveness? I'd like a daycare for my child, who is two years old. Preacher must be between the ages of 25-45, I don't want to listen to a woman or an old man talking about "back in his day".

I live in Phoenix and if you know of a good church, let me know.

Thanks.

Answer 1

"Shopping"??? For a religion??.............Have you tried EBAY.............Hurry !! Everything Must Go!! 50% off!!!

Answer 2

Are you looking for a man, a church or a religion? Are you looking for a daycare provider or a children's church program? I Can't quite tell from your question. There are many good churches in the world. There are also many that promote false teachings. I think you need to find a church that teaches and believes the Bible is the inspired word of God. You should start calling churches and then make some visits. Choosing a church is not a decision to make lightly. The church should be your second family, offering support, wisdom and friendships.

Answer 3

Okay, you are looking at this all wrong. You want a church with low, I assume that was supposed to be tithes. Tithe, by definition, is one tenth of your income. And Are you shopping for a good church, or a good religion? If you are looking for a church, try some different priorities, like do they believe the way you do, and is it a place where you can grow spiritually. If you are looking for a religion, then shopping is definitely the wrong word. I would suggest maybe looking and studying different religions, to see which religion you most agree with, which one is most in line with your highest ideals.

Answer 4

There is no good religion. A religion is where you have to do something to be approved of God. To get into God's heaven you only need to trust and have faith in what the Lord Jesus Christ did on the cross for you. He did it all. He died for your sins, He was buried and took your sins away and He rose again the third day for your justification. Romans 11: 6 And if by grace, then is it no more of works: otherwise grace is no more grace. But if it be of works, then it is no more grace: otherwise work is no more work. Ephesians 2: 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Ephesians 2: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Answer 5

Try Yabba-Dabba-Dooism. This is the ONLY religion that we can truely see prophecy being fulfilled people.

Fred, (who is where people got the idea of Moses) from, wrote the First Five books, otherwise known as the Flinstone (Torah). He also transmitted by word of mouth the Oral Flinstone, know as the Bedrock (Talmud), which consisted of two parts, the Flagstone (Mishnah) and the Gladstone (Gemara). He transmitted all of this to show people the grace of the Great YABBA, (God), whose name he was always calling upon.
Barney (King David) knew of all of this, but until Fred anointed him as King of Bedrock (Israel), he had not personally felt the power of the Great Holy Gazoo (holy ghost). After such, Barney wrote many Psalms which spoke of the coming of his son, the king who reigns over kings for all eternity, and who will over throw the powers of Mr. Slate (the devil). Wilma (Rebecca), her mother, Mrs. Slaghoople [Wilma's mother (Jezebel)] was always griping at Fred for following the wrong belief system, this is the real underline reason for her hating Fred, though most of the time it went unspoken. Barney prophecied that, the Virgin Pebbles would come, but that the Messiah, Bamm-Bamm would come from the sky, and not through birth through Pebbles, her virginity would remain intact. Captain Caveman (Malachi), after the passing of Dino (Elijah), prophecied that Dino would return and herald the second coming of Bamm-Bamm, when he would, not only rule over Bedrock, but the whole of the world. This is how we KNOW that Yabba Dabba Dooism is correct, because in what other religion can we see prophecy being fulfilled, I tell you all, Dino has returned to us, THE BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR DINO has returned, Barney is here to herald the coming of the Messiah Bamm-Bamm, and WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLE TIME!!!

Answer 6

Maybe you should just hang out at the mall, right by a thrift shop... you just might find the right preacher/husband/babysitter there for you and attend his church each payday.

That ought to cover your one-stop-shop /church / daycare / fellowship needs UNTIL YOU GET BORED with him. Then your next stop would be a step-up to a Walmart, I guess...

NEW INDUSTRY: Customized, DIY personal churches... Geez!

LOL.

Answer 7

I live in Phoenix too. I'm sure the Calvary would be glad to brain-wash you.
Do yourself a favor...put your kid in a real daycare and stay away from organized religion. Why believe someone Else's interpretation of the Bible when you can read it at home and come to your own conclusions for FREE.

Answer 8

First you must find a cash dispenser, then you might visit the Mall and decide to buy some new shoes, with any luck you will fill your whole day shopping and never get round to buying into a new religion...stay in control of your mind, don't let others control it for you.

Answer 9

you seem to be shopping for a new family. tithes are based on what you make not the church you attend. where does faith come in? have you any? religion is a system to get you right with God and keep you there. organized religion is many people with the same ideas. (of course then the reason is forgotten and the ideas become what are most important.) look inside, ask where is my connection with God? how do I keep it strong? that is your religion!

Answer 10

My suggestion to you is not to shop for a good religion. BUT, work on building a RELATIONSHIP with Jesus, okay? That is most important..your relationship with Jesus. SHOP for a Bible, pray for Holy Spirit and true understanding of God's word, and READ, READ, READ....God will show you the truth of His word. Just belonging to any religion doesn't compare to a true relationship with your Heavenly Father. Honestly. : 0 )

Answer 11

"low thithes"

Thats the first time I have heard that. What would a low tithe be?