A Nun And Two Monks
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there.
Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she strolled into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
They welcomed her with, "Hello, I am brother Michael and this is Brother
Charles."
"I am very pleased to meet you both," replied the nun, "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, thank you sister. I am the fish friar."
She turned to Brother Michael and said, "then you must be....?"
"Yes, sister," interrupted Brother Michael you are correct. I am the chip monk."
2006-06-25 11:12:28 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
huahuacheehuahua!1+0
2006-06-25 11:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I loved it...clean and refreshing after the last few I read here that were just plain sick! Our parish is rush by a Franciscan order...I think I'll forward this one to them.....
2006-06-25 11:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I'm sorry chipmonks--anything about them--makes me laugh. The fact that the joke is funny is good too...Haha
2006-06-26 07:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by eplaty_flura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke, dude.
2006-06-25 12:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by caffine_loady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again terribly funny hehe that's great i ♥ you shhhhhh don't tell BABy hehe check ya later ♥
2006-06-25 18:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love simple, stupid jokes. Yes, this made me smile. :) Call me a dork.
2006-06-25 11:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by cooperslassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, idiotic but it still made me laugh.
2006-06-25 13:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-ok ha,ha,ha,ha
2006-06-25 11:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2006-06-26 08:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i see what you mean
2006-06-25 11:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋