St. Peter says that before they can come into heaven they must each answer one simple question.
St P: (To the 1st man) You've been married for twenty years, in all those years have you ever been unfaithful to you wife.
.1st Man: Yes I have 10 times.
St P: Thank you for being honest. Go to that shed over there and you'll find sometransport to get around heaven.
He goes to a shed and finds a decent push bike and off he cycles
2nd chappie is asked the same question.
2nd man: yes I have 5 times .
St. P: Go over to that shed and you'll fid some transport to get around heaven.
So the man finds a moped and off he rides.
The 3rd man is asked the same question.
3rd man: (looking smug) Never, I've never been unfaithful to my wife.
St. P: Go to that shed and find some transport to get around heaven.
So the man finds a ferrari and drives off.
Half an hour later the blokes with the bike sees the man with the ferrari and asks whats wrong?
Man 3: I've just seen my wife go past on a skateboa
2006-06-25 10:37:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
skateboad its a skateboard. I ran out of stupid letters
2006-06-25 10:42:02 · update #1
what is itsonlyme talking about? a sceance?
you have to read the answers to understand why I asked this stupid question.
2006-06-25 10:45:15 · update #2
Must agree it Did make me laugh
Nice one mate
Think she'd be better getting a piggy-back ride
2006-06-25 13:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is really good, why can't the others just realise that you don't always use the same punchline as others. I thought skateboard was a great thing for his wife to be on.
2006-06-26 05:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2006-06-25 10:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. 8/10
2006-06-25 12:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife was seen walking
read between the lines,
my friend was told at a seance that my wife was seen walking
seance talking to the dead my wifes dead and did not qualify for a skateboard (SLAPPER) had to walk round heaven
now do you get it
2006-06-25 10:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a new punch line...that didn't make any sense!!!!
I heard it as my wife is walking on the raod ahead....she's looking for a ride!!!!
2006-06-25 10:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 /10 thats a very good joke i really like it
2006-06-29 07:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by misty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A seance, a meeting to communicate with spirits...
ha ha I like it! :D
2006-06-25 11:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by trixxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 , i liked it
2006-06-26 04:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by Azzin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it wats a skateboa???oh wait i do now skateboard hahaha
2006-06-25 10:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋