if you have open heart surgery and he's in the room?
2006-06-25 10:06:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol. I dunno if he would fit inside a heart with his big old a$$.
2006-06-25 10:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He must wash his hands first. Mary Magdalen already did his feet. He should remember how to wash his hands...one of the last things he saw was Pontius Pilate cleaning up. But since he's been dead and is still dead, he might enter me (not in a homosexual way) as a body snatcher.
Privacy regulations that prohibit hospitals from releasing patient information may protect me from Jesus's evil intentions.
2006-06-26 14:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to pray that Jesus has a hold of the Dr.'s hands when he does the surgery.
2006-06-25 10:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by mommycat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you have to open the door of your heart from the inside.
He never comes in uninvited.
2006-06-25 17:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that would be murder! He can't fit in. It'd kill you. Hearts have not evolved enough to contain human beings.
2006-06-26 10:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's already there ... you just need to realize that. For God is the breath and essance of all life.
2006-06-25 10:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, just air, and hopefully air doesnt go into your heart, thats not good you could die from air in your bloodstream
2006-06-25 10:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by munkyhead2_16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but you have to call him you make the first move
2006-06-25 10:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by realtyhomegarden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is in your soul! No matter what happens to your body..he is still with you.
2006-06-25 10:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by ixoyechirho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ishshshsh!!!!!!!!
2006-06-25 10:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥ ĎᵲέӚϻ_ῬѓїЍϚ€$Ṧ ♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋