2006-06-25 09:38:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Golden, Oh...I think I see what you mean!
2006-06-25 10:07:18 · update #1
You don't have to be a 'good' Christian. Everyone is born into sin, and will sin during their lifetime. You simply have to believe that Jesus died for your sins and was raised from the dead to live in heaven. The same thing happens to you if you believe. Its very simple to be a Christian. You don't have to earn it, buy it or anything else, just believe.
2006-06-25 09:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by alwayswondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha. I never read that. Not about Christians. I did see a woman post earlier about allah hiding carrots and they were to go find them.
It's a jungle out there.
wanna carrot?
2006-06-25 17:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PSALM ONE
1 Happy are those
who do not follow the advice of the wicked,
or take the path that sinners tread,
or sit in the seat of scoffers;
2 but their delight is in the law of the LORD,
and on his law they meditate day and night.
3 They are like trees
planted by streams of water,
which yield their fruit in its season,
and their leaves do not wither.
In all that they do, they prosper.
4 The wicked are not so,
but are like chaff that the wind drives away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous;
6 for the LORD watches over the way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked will perish.
2006-06-25 16:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will hop on a flying carrot, and sail the ranch dressing seas.
2006-06-25 16:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mellorine~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol they will go to carrot
2006-06-25 16:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed the point...
They HAVE the carrot.
2006-06-25 16:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bill Mac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends...what if the carrot suddenly evolve into a spaceship? *Long pause* nahhh...fat chance...no proof of evolution.
2006-06-25 16:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by *♥£öVe§♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I would prefer a salad with French dressing.
2006-06-25 16:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by A Person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the carrot was stolen by rabbits. and they are in bunny tummies. suckers
2006-06-25 16:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by kaguraofthewind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"...sometimes a carrot is just a carrot..." S. Freud
2006-06-25 17:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋