Does anybody out there know how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FRICKIN AGONIZING TORTUROUS FRICKIN NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS HOLY FRICKIN QUESTION HAUNTING AND TEARING ME TO SHREDS. EVERY FRICKIN NIGHT I LAY DOWN TO SLEEP, I HAVE TO PULL THE FRICKIN COVERS OVER MY HEAD BECAUSE I HEAR THIS FRICKIN QUESTION IN THE SATONIC VOICE, NEVER LEAVING ME ALONE JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS FRICKIN QUESTION, AND IT'S DRIVING ME FRICKIN CRAZY TO THE FRICKIN POINT TO WHERE I CRY AT NIGHT SCREAMING,"LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW THE FRICKIN ANSWER TO THIS FRICKIN QUESTION. WHAT FRICKIN PURPOSE WILL THE ANSWER SERVE ME? WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WH-----------Y?!?!" SOMEBODY PUT THERE...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-25 09:38:05 · 11 answers · asked by Soul rider 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those were Old Time woodchucks.
They have chainsaws now to do they're chucking.
How much wood could a woochainchuck chuck.....if a wodchainchuck could chainchuck wood.
2006-06-25 10:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is in the question. Woodchucks cannot chuck wood.
2006-06-25 16:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wc would chuck what a wc could chuck if a wc could chuck wood
At least that's what granpa told me.
2006-06-25 16:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many frickin woodchucks you ever frickin seen frickin chuckin frickin wood anyfrickinway?
2006-06-25 17:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is, "Enough." If the voice keeps asking even after you tell it the answer, you can start making fun of it for being stupid.
2006-06-25 16:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle...thanks for the smile...a wc would chuck all the wood he could if a wc could chuck wood.
2006-06-25 16:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sure do like that word dont you? anyway i dont know the answer to that question but i think perhaps if you are hearing voice you should ask a syciatrist for help
2006-06-25 16:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father, Spread sheep blood on your door, and then get real drunk on blessed wine. That should do it.
2006-06-25 16:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by changRdie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the Bible.
Ask God To help you.
If you are a Christian, pray, talk to God.
2006-06-26 10:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by LP S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just about that much
2006-06-25 16:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋