Does anybody out there know how muck wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FRICKIN AGONIZING TORTUROUS FRICKIN NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS HOLY FRICKIN QUESTION HAUNTING AND TEARING ME TO SHREDS. EVERY FRICKIN NIGHT I LAY DOWN TO SLEEP, I HAVE TO PULL THE FRICKIN COVERS OVER MY HEAD BECAUSE I HEAR THIS FRICKIN QUESTION IN THE SATONIC VOICE, NEVER LEAVING ME ALONE JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS FRICKIN QUESTION, AND IT'S DRIVING ME FRICKIN CRAZY TO THE FRICKIN POINT TO WHERE I CRY AT NIGHT SCREAMING,"LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW THE FRICKIN ANSWER TO THIS FRICKIN QUESTION. WHAT FRICKIN PURPOSE WILL THE ANSWER SERVE ME? WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WH-----------Y?!?!" SOMEBODY PUT THERE...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-25 09:35:31 · 28 answers · asked by Soul rider 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
........2, like the points you just gave me.
2006-06-25 09:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A wood chuck wouldn't chuck any wood because a wood chuck can't chuck wood. You just need to take some breathes and calm down.
2006-06-25 09:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, woodchucks can chuck wood. They can gnaw their way through about 3 pounds of wood per day. The average lifespan for woodchucks is about 4-5 years. Lets do some math:
Lifespan of woodchuck= 4.5 years which equals 1642.5 days.
If the woodchuck can "Chuck" an average of 3 pounds per day, we multiply:
1642.5
x 3.0
______
*4927.5*
Therefore, to answer your question "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
In a given lifetime a woodchuck could feasibly chuck 4,927.5 pounds of wood. BOOYA! You can rest peacefully.
-J.
2006-06-25 09:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by Jason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well a wood chuck could chuck all the wood he wanted to if the wood chuck knew how to chuck wood.and calm the heck down whats the big deal.take a big deep breath and count to ten.
2006-06-25 09:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by CHELA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the anwser, according to my calculations using the pathgroen theorm and the radious of the hypotinuse of the average sharpned oodchuck tooth, i'd say it could chuck around 1.022752257252592727272729725852725725925752 lbs of wood per hour on a consistant basias, with aa 3 hour break for food and rest
2006-06-25 09:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oicu, don't worry anymore. I just saw on CNN.com that it has been confirmed that woodchucks now finally have all the wood they can chuck. Rest easy.
Pleasant dreams.
2006-06-25 09:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Serena 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wood chucks normally dont do much wood chucking but if they could, that still wouldnt be much, giving the size of the north american wood chuck.
2006-06-25 09:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by chuck s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 06:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by tatsuta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2½ cords of wood
2006-06-25 09:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by WyattEarp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pounds a day
2006-06-25 09:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by aoconghaile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, turn the damn caps lock off. Secondly, stop pretending to be crazy for attention. You really piss me off, and no one is impressed by your antics. Shut the hell up.
2006-06-25 09:39:53 · answer #11 · answered by Vengeful_Hippie (AM) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋