Because I have been having awful chest pains, and my doctor says I may have a blockage in my heart. Can I sue Jesus for endangerment? What are my options?
2006-06-25 09:33:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When I was a little girl, a church member pulled me into a private room and said, "do you accept Jesus into your Heart?", I got really scared and said no, and she kept trying to force me to sign this paper and I kept holding my chest and saying no. She kept asking over and over if I would accept Jesus into my heart, and I screamed that I didn't want anybody in my heart, I might die, There are not supposed to be people in there. What a scary lady, I will never forget that day in my entire life. This IS a true story.
2006-06-25 15:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
U r Funny.
Jesus and his Father, Jehovah...they dont live in human organs!
or any other bodily part. a quick history for us all...
Gen 1:26
God created man in his image
he rested on the 7th day.
Gen 2:7
And Jehovah God proceeded to form the man out of dust from the ground and to blow into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man came to be a living soul.
So, If we have God, in us...its not in our organs!!!!!!
Question: gee..if my heart needs to be replaced with an artificial heart, will God leave me?
hahaha...
2006-06-25 16:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by danlaws 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just serve him with an eviction notice! Clogging your arteries was probably not in the lease he signed when he moved in, so kick him the hell out for violating his contract!
2006-06-25 16:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My suggestion is to find a good cardiologist and spend less time trying to be antagonistic towards something with which you obviously do not agree.
2006-06-25 16:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by Who cares 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are following His teachings.
2006-06-25 16:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you dont get the issue fixed soion you may just get your wish and then you can ask him personally and try sueing then and also collecting from the other side of the fence (hell)..............
2006-06-25 19:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is.....does Jesus have any money? It'd be pointless to sue him otherwise.
2006-06-25 16:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Frodo the space bard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What (lol) Jesus lives in your heart if you have asked him to save you. i don't know what you are talking about i don't think that that is possible he wouldn't block anything. lol r u just messin' ?
2006-06-25 17:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by beheaded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your 1st option would be to get your brain out of your A**,idiot
2006-06-25 16:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too ba dHe lives in your spiritual heart:)
2006-06-25 16:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bazsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋