What is masterbuate?

Question

I really dont know

Answer 1

it's where you hop on one leg while wearing a zebra stripped jump suit with a purple ballerina skirt over it, while singing the alphabet backwards and watching jamie kennedy on the tele. try it sometime! maybe then you'll have something else to do then asking stupid adult questions at such a young age. =]

Answer 2

Masterbuate

Answer 3

I'll tell you.The correct spelling is masturbate.Don't feel bad about this answer.Masturbation is done to have a sex intercourse feeling without having a real sex.If a girl wants to masturbate in home at a cheap cost she will take a carrot and put it inside the vagina and move in and out and that is called masturbation.

Answer 4

Then you're an idiot and clearly not ready for the Internet.
Go offline and read a dictionary or two.

Answer 5

Masturbation is the act of self-pleasure. If you are a boy, you "jerk-off", and if you are a girl, you "finger" yourself... Shall I help?! :) LOL jk

Answer 6

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself.

e.g., I am contemplating masturbating to uiucsmith's avatar.

Answer 7

A misspelling of "masturbate".

Here's a dictionary: http://www.dictionary.com/

Answer 8

playing with your genitals until you reach a level of pleasure

Answer 9

masturbate -- manual manipulation of the genitalia for erotic stimulation

And after reading that, you STILL don't know!

Answer 10

someone who plays with themselves. (guy) a girl that does that is a **** or sumthin like that