2006-06-25 09:15:21 · 27 answers · asked by novalee 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Excuse me..."you" got lost somewhere...If Jesus was to stand before YOU this minute...
2006-06-25 09:27:26 · update #1
Zack B: I shouldn't laugh but I was rolling on that one!
2006-06-25 09:29:15 · update #2
I'd ask him who was right about this religion thing. He'd probably say we were all wrong, but I'd still want to know, just in case. lol
2006-06-25 09:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Jesus, Where am I on my spiritual path? How am I doing? Am I pleasing you? Will you take me to be with God in Heaven? Do I have loved ones and soulmates in spirit that I will be with eternally? Do you love me? Will you help me and hold me up? What will become of us in this world? Does it matter? Thank you, Jesus, for being You. Thank you for coming to visit us.
2006-06-25 16:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him what happened during the part of his life that was not recorded. What did he do during all those lost years? Where was he? Did he marry, have children? Did he study with other spiritual masters? What's the truth?
2006-06-25 16:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does he think of the misery caused in his name over the last 2000 years.
2006-06-25 16:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask if he could please bring World Peace, or to at least watch over the American soldiers over there risking their lives. (yes, I've been to Iraq March 03 to March 04 and my husband is currently in Afghanistan)
2006-06-25 16:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by tubbasaurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's up with the cockroaches? Was that a brain fart for making those things or what?
2006-06-25 16:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much more do you love me? and Do you have Devil's food cake in HEAVEN Because I don't LIKE angel food cake?
2006-06-25 16:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would ask him why he was standing there if i could but i would probably be so amazed that i wouldn't be able 2 speak. but i would be wondering
2006-06-25 16:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by beheaded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I fall to my knees....I would ask him to forgive me for being so unworthy as to even lay eyes upon him, and forgivness for my sins.
2006-06-25 16:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by treefrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if jesus(if there is a jesus i dont belive in anything myself)i would shoot him and make him pay for giving me life
2006-06-25 16:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by HornyGoth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask, "Lord, is my name written in the Lamb's book of life?"
2006-06-25 16:20:29 · answer #11 · answered by NC_Pianist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋