2006-06-25 09:07:50 · 21 answers · asked by wasuplat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As Cliff Clavin states, "It is not that Wile E Coyote wants to eat. It's not even that he wants to eat A road runner. It is that he wants to eat THAT particular road runner. It is the reason for his existence."
2006-06-25 09:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For years, PETA had protested the sale of road runners and raskily rabbits at ACME factories. They received so much bad press that their share holders banned the sale of any roadrunners or rabbits.
2006-06-25 12:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once you've survived having a piano fall off a cliff onto your head (numerous times) logic and rational thinking probably don't seem so important as dinner.
2006-06-25 09:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he just puts it all on credit and then is going to declare bankruptcy. besides he could probably buy dinner, but nothing tastes finer than that succulent roadrunner
2006-06-25 09:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by imnotbtami 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he is too busy paying medical bills from almost getting killed by that acme stuff
2006-06-25 09:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason as why hunters buy expensive rifles and machine guns, to kill deer that they don't eat
2006-06-25 09:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by theFo0t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hated that cartoon, it was drive me crazy,,,,thankgood ness it has been years since I have had to watch it.
I didn't realize it still came on. The Smurfs were my favorite. And, Mr. Magoo of course....
2006-06-25 09:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Paige 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because diners don't serve coyotes, generally.
2006-06-25 09:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by craftladyteresa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he is driven by his nature to get the roadrunner. He cannot help it.
2006-06-25 09:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he craves roadrunner, which i have never seen on the menu at any restaurant i've ever been to.
2006-06-25 09:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by -tiffanyyy!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋