A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a
bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go
back to his place. As they are making out in the
bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his
muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's
pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs,
"See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of
dynamite!" She is aching for action at this
point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a
quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs
screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and
asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and
such a short fuse, I was afraid you were
about to blow!"
2006-06-25 08:58:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, try this:.......
The couple was getting married and had never had it off. On the day of the wedding, she said to her future husband ‘I have a secret, I wear false boobs: you see, I have nothing up there’. He took it well and added ‘I have a problem too, its down there’ pointing to his crotch. ‘What’s the matter’ she asked in a worried tone. ‘It’s like a baby’s’ he added. After the wedding they were in the bridal suite when she stripped off. She showed him her flat chest. He stripped off and when she saw how well endowed he was, she exclaimed ‘I thought you said it was like a baby’s’. ‘No’ he replied ‘I said it was like a baby - six and a half pounds and twelve inches’.
2006-06-25 09:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
8 out of 10
2006-06-25 16:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I like it. It isn't that far from the truth too. Steroids make your wang into a tootsie roll.
2006-06-25 16:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Vengeful_Hippie (AM) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You appear to have left out the joke.
2006-06-25 16:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute joke
2006-06-25 16:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2006-06-25 16:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by danc3.danc3_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 hilarious!!! oh thats great
2006-06-25 16:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by -tiffanyyy!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was very funny
2006-06-26 15:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewew! bol... haha... 8/10
ps what does bol mean? hehee
2006-06-25 16:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!! They always think it's big when it isn't!!
2006-06-25 16:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋