If I am converted I'll kneel and lick god's ****. If not YOU apologise and renounce god and lick MY ****? OK?
2006-06-25 08:23:34 · 17 answers · asked by A man of constant sorrow 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come on. Prayer can move mountains right? Yet it can't move ME? Your god is THAT weak?
2006-06-25 08:30:58 · update #1
you do know that u are going to hell, right??
2006-06-25 08:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you got your mind made up then it will do no good to pray for you. One day when you stand at the judgment bar and you will be asking for mercy and calling on the name of the Lord. Revelation 20: 11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. Revelation 20: 12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-06-25 08:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God may be all-powerful but he is also a gentleman and will never intrude on your free volition but allow you to exercise your own will as to when you want to be converted. It's that simple and that easy. Your heart is the issue here and whether or not you want to invite him in. It's your call. Only you alone can make that decision, no one can do it for you. This is what he presents to each and every one of us as a gift according to what scripture says.
2006-06-25 08:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by December Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, that is incredibly disrespectful. I might not agree with other religions, but you need to be respectful. That's a human right. Secondly, we can pray till we are blue in the face. In fact, every Christian in the world can pray for your conversion but it will not happen unless you want to make that change in your own life. God won't force you to do anything you don't want to do.
2006-06-25 08:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by soulful_beautyxoxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While I will pray for you (for many things), the only way you will be converted is to accept Jesus into your heart. This isn't something we can force you to do, or something God wants to force you to do. This is a personal choice....freewill decision.
When the final curtain comes down, it will be the choices you have made that you will have to stand on for eternity.
God Bless You
2006-06-25 08:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by tjjone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the same guy who desperately tried to justify abortion by misquoting the Bible.
You're also the same guy who took a Bible verse badly out of context, to make it seem like God wants people to eat their own children.
Yet despite all this, it is very possible for you to be converted into a believer. Nothing is impossible with God.
2006-06-26 07:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no deal,yur conversion to gayness is not coo,nor the choice of the choosen one we prefure ,and im not bacin the gosiippel word but the trueth of the law which the gosipel story forsakes ,if i forgive you though i will not hurt you nore will i go out to make another suffer for yur action,so yur sins are not on ne one they are just gone in the past for yu to remember that wow nobody had to suffer ne thing ,
2006-06-25 08:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by freikeygee@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can all pray for you, and you would greatly benefit, but for your conversion, you have to do that for your self, there is no other way. If your request to God is genuine, I can guarentee you would never be sorry. All you have to do is ask, It's yours for the asking!
2006-06-25 15:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by Believer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has given us all free will. But nice try.
try reading the bible and your questions might not be sooooooo easy to answer.
2006-06-25 10:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not even gonna honor that question with a legitimate answer because you're rude and idiotic.
2006-06-25 08:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is all powerfull but He has given us a free will and He does not manipulate people!
What God wants is your heart, your love and that can not be forced!
2006-06-25 08:28:06 · answer #11 · answered by tabs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋