I have never met a better high speed ballroom dancer in my life. Incredible to see at work in the forest with the yellow and green bugs on his back. The red bird on the purple fence has seen the salvation of man and it is not a rerun on FOX Sports at 4 am in the night. Repent and then go get your car washed so that you may be able to get your prayers answered. Remember Jesus and your dead relatives can see you in the shower. Be careful and stop doing that - you know better. Do you agree?
2006-06-25 07:17:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I do not.
- You HAVE seen a better dancer...it was when you were 4 and up late with the flu.
- Yellow and green bugs never go for the back, only on the side and its not that incredible.
- People don't dance at high speed in the forest
- A purple fence? As if!!!
- Fox sports does not run at 4am.
- Salvation of man is only available during prime time, and only on NBC
- My church does not have a car wash
- My shower has one of those hazy crystal doors...no one can see through. I keep the lights off just in case.
- I did not know better.
So...I do NOT agree.
2006-06-25 07:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by DougDoug_ 6 · 7⤊ 7⤋
Well, one thing at a time...
Ball room dancers are a whirlwind on the floor, thats for sure and they are a sight to see and watch.
The person with the bugs on his back must be some one you know, in order to follow him into the forest and watch him work, you are getting an education by doing so and he is to be applauded for letting you watch him work.
The red bird, has not seen the Salvation of man, unless the bird has been around since JESUS CHRIST has been gone to Heaven.
His relatives may have witnessed this, but, I dont know if there were any "red birds" in Jerusleum at that time.
I dont watch FOX sports at 4am, so I can not verify if what your saying is true statement, but, given all the sports, some times a rerun maybe in the making, at some time or other.
Repenting is always a good start, when you 'believe' in JESUS CHRIST. Also, getting baptised after you have Salvation, and living a good Christian life...
Car wash? I havent washed my car in over 8 years! When it gets dirty, I rely on the LORD to send the rain and it washes it clean!! (Worked for me all these years!)...
JESUS CHRIST can see what you do all the time. You dead relatives cant see you. They are in Heaven and do not "know" what is going on in "this World" any longer. But, if some one gets "Saved", then ALL the angels rejoice, including your dead Relatives, because they were either told to them by our LORD, or by the Angels themselves.
Yes, you should stop urinating in the shower...its not really a good place to do that. If you do, please be kind to the next person and sanitize the place before the next person uses it...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-06-25 14:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good acquire a taste for helpful conversation. At 40 fathoms I met her hot on my heals, but alas, I eluded her. Through the Aquariun dust, pelting my surface I soared beyond the Pinto.
Though the sun beat relentlessly on my back I forged on through the murk to reach my goal. Is it possible that I, a mere mortal could gain such divine companionship? Not! Cried the nymph. You have not the strength nor the power to propagate such lofty dreams.
Closed are my ears to her taunts. I shall succeed. I shall. Despite your ravings.
I must.
2006-06-25 14:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by BP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ted Kennedy?
Is this you?
Grubs in the morning
Knutes at night
Is this why your sentences
Are quite the fright?
Let me pinch your cheeks
And hug your neck
Slap your butt
And put you to bed.
Take two aspirins and call the medicine man
when you wake up.
Hope your feeling better.
2006-06-25 14:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by EpicPoem Lily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure that dead relatives are NOT interested in what you do in the shower so go ahead and take your bath as you always do.
2006-06-25 14:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 4 am is in the morning.
2006-06-25 14:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyle and gimble in the wabe.... makes just as much sense as what you wrote :)
2006-06-25 15:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by not_mn_nice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fly agaric mushrooms. They're all around us.There beneath the cedar, there, beneath the birch....
2006-06-25 14:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't get a good answer because you are pathetic and wasting our time. Go get your car washed and leave us alone.
2006-06-25 14:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if the lyrics rhymed, you could be a song writer.
2006-06-25 19:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋