2006-06-25 07:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hey saint pervey pirate, i don't think the holy spirit is locked in a bottle, under pressure. the fizz must just be one of it's poor cousins, trapped in the material world.
2006-06-25 07:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The Holy Spirit is a person . Just as You and I are persons. Point being, Could that fizzling in the cola bottle be anyone of us? Common sense says no..
2006-06-25 21:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy spirit works in mysterious ways. No pop can is to small for him to make fizz. He makes people babble in tongues and that has about the small usefulness. Mary the Mother of God shows up on grilled cheese sandwiches and supreme morons bid on these items on ebay.
I never mass a chance to blaspheme the Holy Spirit. Now my Dr.Pepper will be flat.
2006-06-25 14:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That may be like you. Leave that bottle for a week and lets look at the fizzle?
BTW. You had any dates lately? I wouldn't show my pic. I would stick to a phone to make engagements.
swooooooosh. Do you rent yourself out on halloween or too farmers in a cornfield?
Just curious.
2006-06-25 14:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm it seems many Atheits on this site are flipping through the bible gleeming fragments of scripture. Check out what it says about speaking against the Spirit or Paraclete. I really pity you for the anger, hate, and disrespect.
2006-06-25 14:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If stupid questions were given a grade between 1-10 your's HAS to be at least a 9!
2006-06-25 14:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you degrade what others believe. Non-Christians are always complaining that christians put down other people, but everytime I come to yahoo answers I see people like you who do nothing but condemn Christians. You are so disrespectful. You can believe what you want to believe, but don't disrespect christians.
2006-06-25 14:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ sweet-n-low ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would depend if it were a Pepsi or a Coke product. Pepsi implies God. Coke implies Satin.
2006-06-25 14:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is really disrespectful. Regardless of your beliefs.
2006-06-25 14:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one? It is so not funny.
Jesus loves you.
2006-06-25 14:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by racam_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋