MY MY MY arnt we a nasty mean and testy bunch today ? Whats wrong sweeties ? ( atheists) IS IT BECAUSE ITS SUNDAY? I know all this collective worship around the world of the One true and living God, the Lord Jesus, can be stressful to you. I can understand how all this reality must be a real shock to your vertebraes. Its OK though. Ill protect you. I have spread safety nets under all your tree houses so that if you swoon and pass out you wont be hurt by the fall. If you need me Ill be at a late class after church today. Im studying quantum physics and biology. Ohhhh...BTW..good news. We' ve developed a new strain of banana tree fertilizer....dinners on us...the children of God.....our Daddy made the trees ( and you ) and now He wants to bless you...also...please tell Kong and Mighty Joe to not get so upset over us pretty girls...its not necessary to wreck EVERYTHING just because ur in a mood! Stop by my place for a chocolate covered banana bar....I love them....they relieve stress...
2006-06-25 06:49:18 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
how about banana ice cream with lice toppings?
what me worry?
have great day annie!
hahahaha look at them...
wheres jim and the rest of the bananas?
2006-06-25 06:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where is the moment when we need it the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well oh that
Strong
Well I'm not wrong
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You see what you like
And how does it feel, one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
2006-06-25 07:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell us where you get your smoke. Northern Light? White Widow? You're not huffing lacquer thinner are you? That will give you Dain Bramage ( I'm dyslexic.) Paint chips taste good but they are loaded with lead. Stay away so you won't damage your nervous system. Get another fetish aside from Jesus and mall food court items otherwise you be rendered fat and irrelevant. ( too much bible make you irrelevant in the real world.)
Don't forget your Paxil, Celexa, Prozac, and Clonapin. They make Satan go away!
2006-06-25 07:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it Sunday? Oh. I lose track of time. Hey, isn't Sunday supposed to eventually be the day of the beast?
Don't let us Atheists test your faith. Let reality do that for us. Whatever makes a pleasant girl happy, and on behalf of all the Atheists, we still love you dearly, without judgement.
That nonjudgmental love we feel gets a bit harried at times when one is feeling they are being pontificated against.
See you at bible study!
2006-06-25 22:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, you preach so much, but have you ever considered that - *drum roll*
NOT EVERY RELIGIONS HOLY DAY IS SUNDAY!!!
Oh gasp!! The shock!!
I'm testy today because FOOLS like yourself cant seem to accept that not everyone will blindly follow a faith thats full of holes and lies.
Your stupidity astounds me.
2006-06-25 12:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by Priestess Kanonoahka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how to enjoy Sunday:
Virgin Birth - Was it a preconceived notion?
What is the Imacculate Conception?
An Imacculate Deception?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
Jesus? Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.
They want everyone to convert to their non-thinking.
2006-06-25 06:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost cute. All Sunday is to me is a day off. You may think your smart because you take hard classes. If thats true, it doesn't matter anyway. We have much smarter scientists on our side. And, it doesn't matter whether you take hard classes. I know someone in hard classes but, he didn't know what a vagina was until 9th grade. You sound like him.
What kind of dumbass mood are you in.
This is a side note: this is "it's a long bunny's" sister. i'm 19 and attend bradley university as a health science major, so like you, i know what hard classes are like. i read a few of your comments, and frankly they are amusing. you are the girl in high school that was all prim and proper, loved Jesus a lot, and judged anyone who wore their pants too tight. you need to get over yourself. everyone has their vice- if religion is yours, then fine. but if you want to change the minds of atheists you should at least spell things correctly. i've gotten in discussions w/ people like you... i have a feeling that trying to talk to you would be like trying to talk to my mother- you wouldn't listen to anything i said, say anything relevant or intelligent, and just smile at me the whole time. i personally am not atheist per se, i'd consider myself agnostic. people like you keep me away from religion. reading your comments reminds of many people i went to high school with; they had loving parents who brainwashed them at an early age w/ their bullshit religious practices. now i'm not saying you should not believe in God or that Jesus was the Messiah, all i'm asking is that you stop your comment bullshit because people like you turn people like me off from religion, esp. christianity. please don't tell me you're catholic, because i could write a book on all the corruption and just idiotic tendencies of true catholics.
What's your thoughts on the following: birth control, abortion, the war, gay marriage, and george bush? b/c supposedly HE'S a religious man... God must've given him the permission to kill thousands upon thousands of people with no good reason at the time (not to say that we should pull out now, but if you know anything about history this situation kind of mirrors Vietnam), ignore questions from reporters with real questions, and keep his ties w/ the saudis for oil business instead of finding a way to slow the carbon cycle. If we continue using fossil fuels the way we do, not only will we run out (duh), but due to the carbon cycle not as much water falls back to the earth, resulting in less water for people. if population continues to increase and all that, in 50 years over 1/2 of the people in the world will not have enough drinking water to survive unless we find another way to process water and a lot more of it. ok i'm ranting now, so if you have anything intelligent to say, and not some poem you don't even understand, then write back. peace.
2006-06-25 07:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by itsalongbunnyhuh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in a good mood mocking christians and their silly beliefs. Plus no scientist believes in god lol. I mean come on, even a child would know that.
2006-06-25 06:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How should a person really answer your questions? If I come up with the weirdest answers fo I get ten points?
Do you wanna buy some morphine?
2006-06-25 07:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
England won their game, I had a GREAT breakfast, and I have a party today. Nope, I'm having an AWESOME day!
2006-06-25 06:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Redeemer,Savior,Deliverer-MARINE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋