None believers isn’t it better to be safe than sorry? When paterfarins die they will either go to Spaghetti Heaven where there are beer volcanos or spaghetti Hell. None believers what if you’re wrong and the Flying Spaghetti Monster really does exist and you end up going to Spaghetti Hell? Why are you willing to take the risk? If it turns out there is Flying Spaghetti Monster then no harm done you’ve lived a good life. It just seems like it’s better to accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2006-06-25 06:47:04 · 23 answers · asked by xoɟ ʍous 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll take my chances with the Pizza God.
I see we have heathens promoting their own false religions.
You'll all suffer in Pizza Hell if you don't bow down the Pizza God.
REPENT!!!! Pray to Mozzarella cheese for forgiveness.
HEATHENS!!!!
2006-06-25 06:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After fielding a question like this one. If there is a hell, it will hold no surprises for me. Just kidding. FSM would never punish me with hell. He'd let me carb up and have great training sessions. In the Holy Book of Pasta Garnishes 12:3-9 "There is no hell or Satan only inhibited narrow minded peoples convictions, Leteth that not stifle your creativity. Be kind and moral for the sake of humanity. Not because you think your better than others and will get a heavenly reward."
Jesse ( the guy below me.) You seem like a nice sincere guy. Dude you got to change your look or you are not going to get any leg. Yours in FSM
2006-06-25 06:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Flying Spaghetti Monster sounds pretty cool. But I follow the Almighty Potato. So you better get on board or you'll be roasting nicely wrapped in tin foil.
2006-06-25 06:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends..not into beer. I'd be in hell with bad tasting alcoholic soda pop. Hopefully Hell will have my martinis, fruity drinks and long island ice teas to go with the Spaghetti Monster, Tyson Beckford, Beckham and Daniel D. Kim to keep me cool.
2006-06-25 07:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by ninja_girl_kicking_some_ass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lost me on the "paterfarins", and the spaghetti monster and all that silliness...
If you want to get people to believe in CHRIST, I suggest you use a better example...
I would venture your not talking to children in here...(though a lot may "act" like children, but most are teenagers on up).
May the LORD Bless you in your spreading the Word...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-06-25 06:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 11:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was cute. :) Unfortunately no one can be made to accept anything. If they accept it just for the sake of being saved...they would, theoredically speaking, be judged for that when they get to the "spaghettie...whatever it was". Does that make sense?
2006-06-25 06:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in God and I agree with you. There is no harm in believing in God because it can only help you not harm you. By the way atheists you don't have freedom when you don't believe in God because God gives us rules to follow and where would the world be if it didn't have any rules?
2006-06-25 06:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, that's the worst reason to "believe." And it's not true belief, anyway. You can live a good life and still not believe, but why soil a good life with faith that's a lie?
2006-06-25 06:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by staubfinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, i created my own God, Bahmsrami. She promisses me eternal life on earth, and untill the day i die i will be sure that she's right.
2006-06-25 06:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋