2006-06-25 06:20:54 · 20 answers · asked by skewer008 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know why. They just can't open their minds I guess.
2006-06-25 06:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by mr_mojo_resurrected 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's terrible, does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have a book to go with it that has been made to look 2000 years old? Perhaps that's where it's going wrong.
2006-06-26 00:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster used to live in my refrigerator, till my oldest son came home for a visit.
Sorry, the kid didn't know the Monster was a god--he stuck him in the mikey and ate him.
2006-06-25 06:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you talking about > I will personally invade countries , blow up buildings and the like to fight for everything the flying spaghetti monster stands for ;-)
2006-06-25 06:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by vitriol for the masses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marinara has never been a viable path to truth, my friend. But, perhaps this could be you're new philosophy. Teach us to explain the miracles of the world through airborne pasta. :)
2006-06-25 06:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by carlos_18_37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They haven't been touched by His Noodly Appendage yet. Just give them time, eventually they will see the truth of the beer volcano.
2006-06-26 02:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't understand the contextual irony. But then again, religious parody isn't necessarily everyone's cup of tea.
Mine included, by the way.
2006-06-25 06:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by spacejohn77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it time. Uneducated people are well-known for taking the unexplainable and turning it into a myth, a god.
2006-06-25 06:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you belong on the Mythology and Folklore board.
2006-06-25 06:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u reject the flying spaghrtti monster???????????
2006-06-25 06:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been touched by his noodly appendage and let me tell you, there has been no feeling that has ever been felt as powerful, and there never will be (I feel shivers all down my spine)!!!!
Ramen!!
2006-06-26 08:01:02 · answer #11 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋