2006-06-25 05:57:55 · 42 answers · asked by JJ 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I love it!!! Great question! LOL Most of the answers are funny, thanks for the laugh guys. As for the rest of the people that are WAYYYYYYYYYYYY to serious..... loosen up!!! Do you really think someone is seriously asking a question like that??? Here none the less???? Wow..... it's called sense of humor....
2006-06-25 06:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by absolutedejavu 3 · 7⤊ 6⤋
You don't need any more excuses. You probably started drinking heavily to feel better except that after a while the alcohol turns on you. 1-800-245-1377 is the number for AA. You can make the call and they will give you a list of nearby meetings. I made this call in March, 2003 and I am now out of that miserable fog and not dependent on alcohol. Bless you and good luck.
2006-06-25 06:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by New York Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you need to make excuses to drink then you're probably an alcoholic. Seek help immediately. Contact Alcoholics Anonymous, the number's in your phone book.
2006-06-25 06:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so sick of alcoholic's using excuses. Why don't you just admit your a drunk, because you don't care about your family, friends, or your job. It doesn't matter if you are a quiet drunk, a rowdy drunk, you care nothing about others.
If your married your wife probably works to pay the bills, and take care of the kids. If your not, then your parents are probably flipping your bill.
GET SOBER! Quit hurting those around you.
If ya think I'm lieing ask your family their true feelings of having a drunk around.
2006-06-25 06:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by spiritwalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its your birthday
Its my birthday
Its someones birthday
Its sunny
Its raining
Theres nowt on telly
Who needs an excuse
Get a drinking partner who drinks a bit more than you,hey presto,your not drinking heavily any more
2006-06-26 01:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tried drinking lightly and it didn't work.
Because you can't get any lovin' from anyone on Yahoo Answers...
You spent all week thinking up a clever question and this is it.
I'd drink heavily too...
Cheers.
2006-06-25 07:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by alancl1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna tell you what my husband tells me. It's Monday and I'll say why are you drinking today and he'll say cuz it's Monday. Tuesday I'll ask the same question and he'll say cuz it's Tuesday. Get it? So, I just quit asking. That was a sad day for me. It broke my heart when I realized that I married an alcoholic. Please, don't make the same mistake.
2006-06-25 06:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one:
I'm trying to beat the World Record to be the youngest person to die of liver failure so I can finally get my 15 minutes of fame in Guiness Book of World Records!!!! Too bad I won't be around to enjoy the success though.
2006-06-25 06:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried Google ?????
Personally, I would say, why do you need an excuse ? Is someone blackmailing you into saving your liver???? That really sucks. Well, good luck !
2006-06-25 06:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do i drink so much? i hardly like the stuff. i'm just drinking as a favor to you. if i wasn't drunk i'd haul off and kick your.....
and drink up JJ, there are sober people who would love to have that drink you're spilling.
2006-06-25 06:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I not have a problem with drinking. I drink, get drunk, fall down and pass out. No Problem.
2006-06-25 06:01:43 · answer #11 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋