2006-06-25 05:10:53 · 29 answers · asked by jihad s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, when she stood on the dog's tail we had to change its name to 'Beaver'
2006-06-25 05:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry
Yo mama's so stupid she asked the number for 9-1-1
2006-06-25 12:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by luvrcat1993 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the **** off
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
2006-06-25 12:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamas so stupid I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has aids.
Yo mamas so ugly when she walks into the bank they turn the security cameras off.
Yo mamas so fat when she wears heels she strikes oil.
2006-06-25 14:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by NewFoundStory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown fish.
Yo mama so fat Santa got inspired.
Yo mama so dumb she sat on a T.V. and watched the couch.
Yo mama so fat she when she wore a yellow raincoat people started yelling taxi, taxi.
2006-06-25 12:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Tralala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
2006-06-25 12:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Trell J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb that i answered this question and got 2 points for doing nothing
2006-06-25 12:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by dancingstarr92 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soo UgLy that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
2006-06-25 12:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
2006-06-25 12:12:06 · answer #9 · answered by dorkface512 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and said "Sprite"
2006-06-25 12:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Snapple Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama would be so ashamed if she knew you were wierd!
2006-06-25 12:12:04 · answer #11 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋