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Look, yesterday I wanted to make a cucumber salad but it was gone. To my suprise this morning it was back in the fridge. My sister admitted haved used it in her bedroom. I told her it is gross! She said she does it a lot but she always puts them back because she doesn't want to alarm our parents. What should I do to stop it? Only serious answers please.

2006-06-25 03:56:42 · 19 answers · asked by J K 1 in Family & Relationships Family

19 answers

Stop eating cucumbers, if you haven't already!

Seriously, your sister needs a dildo or vibrator to use, not vegetables that other people are going to eat. If she's not old enough to buy one, buy it for her or get an adult friend to do so. I have heard of this before and it is EXTREMELY gross. It's like using a green bean to pick your nose and then puitting ot back! Also, she could get sick if pesticides have been used on the cucumber.

2006-06-25 04:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Samlet 4 · 1 0

Get her a dildo about the size & shape of the cucumbers she's been using, & tell her to stop using food that is kept in the fridge.

2006-06-25 04:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by No More 7 · 0 0

OMG, that is disgusting!!! You need to have a talk w/ her and I agree w/ Shimmer... get her a gift card to a sex toy store or even Spencer's at the mall closest to you... they carry adult items in there too... LMAO.... But seriously, does she have a boyfriend right now? I am being serious about the sex toy thing... how young is your sister? Thats just gross if she's using food items to give herself pleasure... thats what vibrators and dildoes are for...

2006-06-25 04:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by jmenlugo 2 · 0 0

Doesn't she know how gross it is to do that? Just suggest that
she tell her parents if they ask about the cucumber that she ate
it. And as others suggested, drop her off at a sex shop or go buy
a dildo for her.

2006-06-25 04:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0 0

Tell your Mom to buy extra cucumbers ,so she will have her own personal stash and by all means keep them separate from the ones you use to make salads!

2006-06-25 04:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by cocoa 3 · 0 0

Make fruit salad instead...stay away from cucumbers.

2006-06-25 04:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by shesaidpaul@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

that's just nasty. she has to stop doing that. how old is she? does she really realize what she's doing? if you're old enough you need to by her a vibrator. if not, you can always get one of those small "hand massagers" form like walmart. there's nothing wrong with what she's doing, it's that she's using the cucumber to do it.

2006-06-25 04:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by fungirl 3 · 0 0

ewwwww. I would tell your parents to stay away from the cucumbers but make up a reason why so you dont emarass your sister.

2006-06-25 04:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jester 5 · 0 0

Maybe get her a gift certificate to a sex shop so she can buy her own vibrator or dildo, cuz, man, that's gross

2006-06-25 04:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by Shimmer 2 · 0 0

She doesn't stick them up her azs, so quit complaining


Serious answers only..... to a fabricated question like that.... that's hysterical

2006-06-25 04:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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