2006-06-25 02:37:00 · 15 answers · asked by jgd93@verizon.net 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A LESSON to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the e-mail to the wrong address.
Meanwhile.... somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2004
Subject: I have Arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. i see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S..... Sure is freaking hot down here!
:)
2006-06-25 02:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a 72 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual check up. The doctor tells him that he has to run some tests and to return in 1 week. when he returns the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news which does he want 1st. He says that at his age he might as well have the bad 1st so the doctor tells him that he has acute lymphomia that is inoperable and gives him 3 months to live. The old guy asks what could possibly be good after that and the doctor replys that he also has alzheimers so in 15 minutes he will forget about being told about the cancer! yuk yuk
2006-06-25 03:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by robert e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok send the 10 points here!
Willys cynical thought for the day;
People should learn to laugh at themselves, why let everybody else have all the fun?
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-25 03:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING (this joke not approved for Corvette lovers)
There was a blond who had just bought a brand new Corvette
when she cut off a truck driver who in turn had been driving all night long, signaling for her to pull over they got out of there cars. So he took a piece of chalk out of his pocket drew a circle on the side of the road and said (stand in that circle and don't move). He went back to his car and got a baseball bat then smashed all her windows in when he turned around she had a smile on her face furious he took out a knife and slashed her tires this time she was giggling to herself so he again took out his knife and cut up her seats when he turned around she was laughing out loud. Mad with rage he went to his truck got a can of gasoline poured it all over her car and set it on fire when he turned around she was on the ground laughing as hard as she could tears running down her face ha screamed at her (WOMEN YOUR CRAZY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU) Through fits of laughter she said (every time you turned around I stepped outside the circle!!!
2006-06-25 10:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anime_Chickadee ^.^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may of heard this one before but its still funny.
There are three guys in a car, a mexican, a puerto rican, and a black guy. Whos driving the car?
The police.
2006-06-25 02:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by NewFoundStory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm
2006-06-25 04:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have it with me.
"You are the most genius person ever walked on earth"
2006-06-25 02:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by justwantedtoknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
2006-06-25 05:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by kittyluvr0223 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID THE SOCK CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE THE CHICKEN WAS WEARING IT! LOL NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE....
2006-06-25 14:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by MELISSA&ERIC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof??
Only One......
But you have to slice him very very thin!...lol
2006-06-25 04:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by waiting2inhale2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋