2006-06-25 01:41:20 · 11 answers · asked by g k 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
worst line : I need space
best line : Do you have any over-due library books, cuz you have "fine" written all over you.
2006-06-30 06:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Socastee_Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst i had was from this guy who came and sat next to me put is hand on my leg and said "I want to get into you!"
He got a slap for that line then said he meant he wanted to get to know me! haha
Best is the usual you are stunning/beautiful or gorgeous can i get you a drink?
2006-06-25 10:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mel.B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best chat up line i have had is 'can i read your mind' and he got it right lol
The worst i have had is 'you remind me of my aftershave Gillette cos your the best a man can get' it was sooo cheesy i had 2 laff at him specially as his aftershave was really musky
2006-06-25 09:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Him: "So, after tonight I'm not going to be seeing a woman for 4 months..."
Me: "Oh! Golly! Why is that?" *beginning to feel sympathetic*
Him: "I'm in the British Army. They are sending me to Afghanistan"
Me: "OMG! Exactly what is it you'll be doing there?" *beginning to have fantasies about giving a good soldier a good send off*
Him: "Well, there is this mobile phone and radio tower that British Telecoms have asked my platoon to patrol. My commander has placed it in my care!"
Me: "Erm, I think I have to go home now..."
Him: "Why? Already?"
Me: "yep, must wash my dog"
Him: "you don't have a dog"
Me: "No, but I will. Bye"
2006-06-25 08:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by AussieRockchic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best 1 i m thinking about u wosrt 1 i can take care of u
2006-06-25 10:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by caribbeangal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the worst is"Do either of yous want to dance?" which annoyed me nearly as much for the bad grammar as the fact that he didn't care which one of us it was.
2006-06-25 14:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone said to me " Have you got a crash helmet?", I said "no, why?", he said "to stop you hurting your head on the headboard tonight", so I walked off!
That was the worst in case you didn't guess.
2006-06-25 10:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by gymcoach81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best line i love u or i cant live without u
worst line i hate u
2006-06-25 08:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by sharvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst is.. did you hurt yourself, when you fell from heaven.... I'm still waiting to hear the best....
2006-06-25 08:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you like my shirt!!! worst ever coz if he hadn't mentioned it i wouldn't have noticed how bad it actually was!!
2006-06-25 11:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by annie06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋