I was driving around in my car with a Darwin fish on the back. I accidently drove off a bridge and into the ocean and my car starting sinking. However, as I sank to the bottom the car grew fins and a gil system that allowed me to get oxygen from the water. I ended up driving all over the ocean and it was pretty cool. When I got back near the bridge, I saw a car sunk to the bottom that had a Jesus fish on it. Poor driver.
2006-06-25 01:41:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not on drugs.
2006-06-25 01:53:00 · update #1
darwin grants miracles
2006-06-25 01:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, the poor driver with the Jesus fish did sink to the bottom, but wait, the RAPTURE takes place, the reality - the Jesus fish guy goes afloat, he is transformed from his worldly body to the spiritual and what happened to the darwin fish, whoops, he forgot to evolutionize could realized that his darwin gills could not take him to spiritual heights and was LEFT BEHIND! by the way, when he got his darwin gills, he also forgot it would take him millions of years to evolutionize to a wing, but the Jesus fish did that instantly!
2006-06-25 08:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by bstil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why a poor driver? In Phillipians it says,"to live is Christ to die is gain." Do you know how beautiful heaven is? The streets are paved with gold. It's beautiful. We live on Earth to do our purpose. Did you hear that Gnarls Barklay song "Crazy". Well the part thats my favorite is when he says "there's no coincidence I've come,Let me die when I'm done." Meaning let me do my purpose then after I can go head and die. You need to pray that God gives you a glimpse of heaven when you go to sleep tonight.
2006-06-25 08:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ashlay D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would't the jesus fish car have just driven atop the water?
2006-06-25 08:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as so many are duped by "false prophets" and those pretending to be Jesus, I would say you'd been had!
2006-06-25 10:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob, my grandson wants to know the recipe for crabby patties, did you get that on your trip?
2006-06-25 20:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, SpongeBob! I'm a fan of yours!
2006-06-25 08:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is great beyond words.
2006-06-26 17:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is your brain on drugs kids...scared yet?
2006-06-25 08:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell that we are from a different religion.
2006-06-25 08:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋