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Ode to the Clit

You try so hard to lick me well,
There's something I should really tell,
You're licking all around my mound,
But there's one place where pleasures found.
It's not that high or down that low,
It's not that fast and not too slow,
Don't waste my time and all that spit,
Just stay your punk a$$ on my clit!

With your finger or with your tongue,
Stay on that clit till the job is done.
Suck it like a little d*ck,
The only place that you should lick,
Do not move until I c@m,
The other stuff is really dumb.
I'm telling you to help you know,
The clit's the ONLY place to go.

This is a tip for giving head,
You'll be an expert in the bed.
Women want all men to know,
Do it hard and do it slow.
Don't be lazy, this takes a while,
But it will always make her smile!
After she c@ms then you can f#ck,
And with a little bit of luck,
Your woman will be thrilled in bed,
You've finally learned to give good head!!!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-06-25 01:36:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

From; WILLYS JOKES

2006-06-25 01:36:38 · update #1

4 answers

That was HOT

2006-06-25 01:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 12 2

Not very delicate nor refined, but has some truth in it!

2006-06-25 01:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by fabee 6 · 0 0

Every man should have a copy of this!!

2006-06-25 05:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0 0

lol, true...

2006-06-25 01:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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