What funny examples of graffiti have you seen. Do you like this one on a toilet wall?

Question

Some come here to sit and think,
And some come here to sh*t and stink,
Some come here to scratch their balls,
And some come here to write on walls.

Answer 1

IF TYPHOO PUT THE TEA IN BRITAIN, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR SCUNTHORPE

Answer 2

Ive never seen graffiti which was laugh out loud funny but I have seen some that were fairly thought provoking.

That one was, "A human being is alive for maybe 70-80 years, That's NOTHING compared to how long you're going to be dead."

Another that was kinda funny was, "If Jesus is everywhere, is He in the toilet looking up at my butthole right now?"

Another one, "SAVE RUSSIAN JEWS! COLLECT VALUABLE PRIZES!"

Answer 3

I once said A Rhyme As Follows :- This Bl'oody bathroom-abode is not any good in any respect ! The Seat is only too intense & the hollow is only too Small !!...........some wag Had further :- To Which We ought to upload the most obtrusive Retort... That Your A'rse is only too enormous ...And Your Legs Are Too short !!............ astounding Eh ??

Answer 4

That's a good one, here is an old one I remember:

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their **** in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of ****

Here is one for the wall above a urinal:

Why are you looking here? The joke is in your hand.

Answer 5

Ya kinda have to know Washington, Tyne and Wear, to get this one, but saw some little kid writing 'Costa Del Barmston' on the bus stop. That amused me!

Answer 6

This was a rather squalid one it says Helen Duncan was the LAST woman to hang.Its followed by
"But Danny La Rue was the first"

(Danny La Rue was still alive!)

Answer 7

there used to be a proper deep poem about life on the dole in a subway near mine and at the end it turned into a joke its been painted over by the council before i could copy it down

Answer 8

Any Japanese graffiti. Oh and the Ronaldinho one by fans in England. That one is pretty funny, whoever thought of it has too much free time.

Answer 9

Well, a toilet bowl poet! I saw some quotations of Goethe in a bathroom in a bar in Germany. He's a favorite of mine.

http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/goethe.htm

Answer 10

Mans ambition must be small to write his name on an outhouse wall.
Here I sit cheeks a-flexin'...giving birth to another Mex'can.

Answer 11

An old French one on Iranian politics:

"Mort au Shah"
"Et aux souris"

Death to the Shah (or cat), and to the mice.