An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pu*sy with me"
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
2006-06-24 23:15:08 · 31 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mmmm ... not bad
2006-06-27 02:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1 out of 10
2006-06-25 06:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kaena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-06-25 06:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by onyxa girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-06-25 06:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by Faireen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-06-25 06:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-06-25 06:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 5. The cat/vagina thing is really cliched. Worth a chuckle the first time you hear it, but not worth repeating.
2006-06-25 06:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Evelyn's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolute rubbish, here's a better one in a similar vein:
Guy boards a train, gets into a carriage with an old lady sitting across from him. As the train pulls out she takes a bible from her handbag and starts reading it. When the train slows down at the next station she puts the bible away again. As the train pulls out, she takes the good book out and reads it again. This repeats for a couple more stations until the guy's curiousity finally gets the better of him. " Excuse me", he says, " Why do you only read your bible when the train is moving?". The old lady looks at him and replies, " Why don't you **** off and mind your own business?".
2006-06-25 06:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by pollock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 on a scale of 5
2006-06-25 06:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as bad as Hilary Clinton getting elected president, getting a Brazilian wax job in celebration, raising her skirt and saying
(probably to Harmonica Lewinsky) "Look! No more Bush."
(This was an original by the Oracle himself)
2006-06-25 06:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am giving you 0.05/10
Now rate mine:
Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
2006-06-25 06:27:49 · answer #11 · answered by talkbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋