How do you save three lawyers drowning all at once?
2006-06-24 22:23:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have to go with the double entendre answer of "you don't."
2006-06-24 22:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 8⤊ 5⤋
All at once? Throw one a life preserver, and throw the other two big rocks, and then take away the life preserver after the other two have drowned?
2006-06-25 05:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an ambulance to drive along the beach with its siren on.
2006-06-25 05:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Genobeba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a neck brace on and sing out that you want to sue someone
2006-06-25 05:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by mantaray1970 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to save them from drowning....they are sharks!!
2006-06-25 05:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't save any of them! lawyers are big-time @$$holes!
2006-06-25 05:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this one! Will be waiting to hear answer.
2006-06-25 05:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by B Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You plead insanity
2006-06-25 05:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by earthgoddess777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did somebody say FREE??
2006-06-25 06:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares ... settle their differences once and for all.
2006-06-25 05:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Archie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold them under one at a time!
2006-06-25 06:41:15 · answer #11 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋