Two women are walking through a zoo... They come across the gorilla and notice that the male guerrilla has a massive erection. The women are fascinated by this. One of the women just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it. The guerrilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and scre*s her for 2hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital. A few days later, her friend visits her in the hospital and asks,
- Are you hurt?
- AM I HURT? She shouts, Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called... He hasn't written...Not even an sms!
2006-06-24 20:47:24 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!! ...im laughing out tooooooooooooo loud .... some one help .... help or else i'lll laugh out to death . oooohuuuuu haaaaaaaaaa hihihi hiiiiiiiiiii huuuuuuuu !
2006-06-27 02:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great joke man!10 on 10.
2006-06-24 23:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anurag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely in the upper echelon of jokes usually posted around here.
2006-06-24 22:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right this is one for you. additionally X-rated. a guy advance into getting it on with a hooker and pronounced,"your Pu@#$ sounds like sand paper." She pronounced,"wait a minute." have been given up and went to the bathing room. Getting decrease back to business enterprise. He pronounced, that's lots greater effective, what did you do." She responded," I picked the scabs off of it."
2016-10-31 10:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it. 12/10
2006-06-25 02:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by msfixit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. Quite funny, but rudeeeee too. Hehehhehehe
2006-06-24 21:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by sexy rack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ somehow I think I read way to many blonde jokes because I can so see the girl as being blonde
2006-06-24 21:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurt? Of course she would be hurt! deep down inside, longing for his attention... hahaha
2006-06-24 23:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's pretty good. Geesh, women are sensitive.
2006-06-24 20:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute! check ya later ♥
2006-06-24 20:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋