Get Your Own Dirt!
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
2006-06-24 19:48:10 · 12 answers · asked by Ms. Nita 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ooh, I'm amazed that people get angry over this. My spirit is grieved that people are so closed but I know that I know one day you to will know that Truth because you're all in my prayers now!
2006-06-25 09:58:54 · update #1
i think that that is a really funny story and also very true.....thank you again!....it is people like you that make the world a better place!
2006-06-25 10:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by ca_license_pl8t 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That story doesn't work because god would have to exist in the first place in order to create dirt.
2006-06-25 02:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sad for you because you live in fear that science will disprove some statements made in the Bible, and if that happened, your entire world would come crashing down around you. How sad and utterly pathetic to live in such fear.
2006-06-25 03:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scientists don't normally speak to imaginary friends.
That habit is more often practiced in insane asylums and churches.
2006-06-25 02:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-06-25 03:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your a delusional religius person that wants it your way or no way your preaty extream i mean its great you have your opinons but dont force them on other ppl
2006-06-25 16:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by ndmusikman@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a nice story
2006-06-25 02:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do i think of what? this? God does more than create humans and stuf. u got it all wrong.
2006-06-25 02:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by SJK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that's an old one.
2006-06-25 02:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one!
2006-06-25 02:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋