2006-06-24 19:44:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
LET GO OF THE TURD,DOOFUS.
2006-06-24 19:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by PuppetDog 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
K...IM HAVIN A HARD TIME EVEN BELIEVIN THAT UR HAND IS STUCK IN A TOILET IN THE FIRST PLACE...FIRSTLY U WOULDNT BE ASKIN FOR ADVICE..UD BE ON THE PHONE WITH 911 OR SCREAMIN UR HEAD OFF=)...SECONDLY HOW WOULD U HAVE ACCESS TO A COMPUTER?...OR DO U PLAY AROUND IN THE BATHROOM LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD N BRING UR COMPUTER WITH U?...AND THIRDLY...U TYPE REALLY WELL FROM THAT POSITION N IN THE SUPPOSED SITUATION THAT UR IN RIGHT NOW...
2006-06-25 02:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by kiddo=\ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have but one chance. Hit your head against the toilet hard enough to crack it thereby releasing your hand. If you fail to hit it hard enough you will knock yourself unconscious and be trapped forever!!. Trust me, after four years of having the pizza delivery guy laugh at me, having to urinate in a yoga position on my own appendage, and having to never again change my shirt, I know.
2006-06-25 02:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by DARTHCARL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Magic 8 Ball, "Signs point to yes."
2006-06-25 05:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chances are it won't be. My best advice to you is to try and manoeuvre yourself into the most comfortable position. Encouraging friends to visit you might help alleviate the loneliness.
2006-06-25 02:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ben C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm wonder how u have access to a pc.
anyway u better hurry and get it out before someone gets u from behind haha.
2006-06-25 02:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by yahoo2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pledge a different fraternity, next-time.
2006-06-25 03:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tesan Righteous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have a computer in your bathroom. Your telling a lie.
2006-06-25 02:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is it stuck in the toilet? but i would use soap or something
2006-06-25 02:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by blackandpurple_soul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. When you sober up. Next time you get drunk, puke outside and this won't happen.
2006-06-25 03:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can read your mind very well, dity mind of you. you are the that put it in then pull it out ,hope she is enjoying it sha.;
2006-06-25 13:20:15 · answer #11 · answered by la_dutchie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋