whats your funniest joke you know
2006-06-24 19:22:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-07-01 03:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Sunday in Church there was a great attendance, including an old man who sat on the back pew and rarely said anything. This Sunday was different, for when the preacher slapped his hand on the pulpit, speaking of fire and brimstone, the ground began to shake. He stepped back and the pulpit split in two, and fire spewed forth.
The congregation began to panic, and people stood and stared. Then Satan stepped out from the fire, and confronted the preacher, who shreiked like a girl and ran. People began to crowd at the door, but the old man just sat and watched.
Satan then turned to the assembled choir, who began to trample each other to escape the devil. Everyone panicked except the old man who sit sat and stared.
There was a mass hysteria as Satan then began to walk down the aisle to the crowded doors. He almost reached them when he saw the old man, just sitting and watching him. He strode up to him, and asked, "Do you know who I am?!"
The old man just nodded, so Satan drew himself up and asked, "Are you not frightened of me?!?"
"I don't see why I should be," the old man replied.
"I've been married to your sister for over 35 years!"
2006-06-25 02:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Too Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-06-25 02:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by LizzieIzzyBizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-25 02:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-25 02:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by shankar G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey fall off the tree....it was dead.ha ha
knockknock..who's there..hatch..hatchwho..gusindheit
2006-06-25 02:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long to type.
2006-06-25 04:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know what they call a women with no asshole? DIVORCED
2006-06-25 02:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by anettenut@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please God ~
If you can't make me thin
make myfriends fat!!
2006-06-25 02:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋