I need some one-liners.
some GOOD one-liners that are actually FUNNY
2006-06-24 19:12:38 · 3 answers · asked by Jeff G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I used to be afraid of the dark, I saw your wife naked now I'm afraid of the light
2006-06-30 17:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" If you don't push yourself to the limit, how do you know where the limit is?"
If your ship has not yet come in, build a lighthouse."
" Aspire to acquire the desire that you admire. But if in the process you perspire, don't retire but refire to acquire that desire that you admire."
" Even god takes nine months to create a baby. What makes you think that you can achieve success in a short time? The best of things will take its own time."
2006-06-25 02:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about this one:
someone who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers
and, take a look at my questions...there's a bunch of funny material http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my;_ylt=ArBLdmhG00._HcPslD.y2P0azKIX
2006-06-25 02:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋