2006-06-24 18:28:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Didn't they tell you - Heaven just went "all smoking - all the time" ...Yes! ...... (I knew there had to be a reason they called it Heaven)......
2006-06-25 20:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I can possibly see the humor in this, but being serious, hell is not the place to be when you die.
Think of it this way. You die and you dont go to heaven. Instead of accepting and trusting something sooo simple, you will literally burn alive forever. Your mouth will be dry, wont be able to see anything in front of you. Horrifying torment for all eternity.
I understand that this might have just meant to have been funny (it was by the way), I just felt I should say this though.
2006-06-25 01:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by tribmartyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just occurred to me that heaven and hell are God's way of having a smoking and a non-smoking section. Cool.
2006-06-25 23:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont want to go to hell.. Smoking is not worth going to hell.. You will be tormented for eternity, just think of being on fire and never being able to put it out or being so thrist and never haveing a drink.. Now think of Eternity, ok now with all that said do you still think the same?
2006-06-25 01:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there are others who think like you. But for the love of God, do quit. You'd probably be movin down to hell sooner than you'd like.
2006-06-25 01:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The whole place would be one big smoking section--in fact, I bet smoking would be MANDATORY!
2006-06-25 01:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, and no one gets the joke yet! I'd like to be in the smoking section, thanks, since they are all being taken away here! =0)
2006-06-25 01:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems an awfully high price to pay for a cigarette. But whatever floats your boat...
2006-06-25 01:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is reality not preferable to ancient myths?
2006-06-25 01:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably.
2006-06-25 01:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by jessicake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋