ill tell u one of my jokes.....i read it in russian so ill translate...loll....this lady was ridin on a train w/ her kid to her parents house...and her son goes" mom i wanna pee" outloud...so his mom goes " thats not nice, next time say i want to sing"...so he is sleeping at his grandfathers in the middle of the night he wakes up and is like "granpa i wanna sing"... his grandpa goes "sorry son, its too late, plus ull wake all the neighbors up they are already sleepin'...so he wakes up a little bit later. " granpa i reaaaaaalllly want to sing".... " fine son, only quietly and in my ear"....lol..=)
2006-06-24 17:41:28 · 4 answers · asked by babycakez 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't really get this joke but everyone laughed when my friend told it at a party.
Q: why is santas sack so full?
A: becasue he only comes once a year
2006-06-24 17:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by steven 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies...
"That's how you get jewelry."
2006-06-24 17:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st reindeer seen in a bar One evening, in a hectic front room interior the deep south, a reindeer walked interior the door, bellied as much as the bar and ordered a martini. without batting an eye fixed, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and universal the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof. As he surpassed the reindeer some income replace, he pronounced, "you comprehend, i think of you are the 1st reindeer i've got ever seen in right here." The reindeer appeared stressful on the hoofful of replace and pronounced, "Hmmmpf. permit me inform you something, pal. At those expenditures, i'm the final reindeer you will see in right here."
2016-10-31 10:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by ai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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HeHe He! Funny heuh?
2006-06-24 18:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋