The worst one I think I have ever heard (for real) was from a staggering drunk boofhead who looked at me with bloodshot, bleary eyes and said, "Gee you've got all your teeth, how's about a **** then?", at which point he vomitted all over himself!!
2006-06-24 17:36:42 · 13 answers · asked by kandy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the CIA is after my penis,can I hide it inside of you?
2006-06-24 19:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by pumpkin pie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I cannot tell which is the most disgusting as I had innumerable ones.They are terrible.I do not want to publicise them as they may be used by others.Some people take pride in saying such things,some are sadists,some are arrogant,etc. I am sorry for what you experienced.
2006-06-25 13:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by einsteinilango 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems that the worst ones come from the drunks. I had a guy ask me was I a bad girl or a nice one, I asked why and he said that "bad girls suck but nice girls swallow" EEEW! Just goes to show you that testosterone and alcohol don't mix.
2006-06-25 00:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Leah L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite bad pick up line is...
"The human body has 206 bones in it. Do you want one more?"
Unfortunately, I have never had the combination of alcohol & testosterone to use it.
2006-06-25 00:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by chuck_jax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geee sounds like he was a real winner, thhs guy came up to me an said fall into my eyes, geee, how lame. they get even worse when there drunk,
2006-06-25 00:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by cris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the worst one I"ve heard it "nice shoes, wanna F**K???"
2006-06-25 00:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by myhopelesslyshatteredheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hum...
my favourite is:
by a copier:
"reproducing? can I help?"
you know, there are tons of websites which specialize in bad pickup lines...
2006-06-25 00:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by The greatest and the best. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havent encountered anything good as im a guy, but my cousin told me one that she got. this guy came up to her and said "did it hurt?" she asked what and he said falling from heaven.
2006-06-25 00:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how much you and your niece get along? So why don't you f***k me so you can tell her about it tomorrow?
2006-06-25 00:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats probably the worst....
but then again....... some chick told me this
you + me - clothes = now
it was ok..... but not so good
2006-06-25 00:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋