What kind of blonde jokes do u have?give me your best or alot of blonde jokes to win ten points!!But...u have to make me laugh to win ten points.!!!
2006-06-24 17:25:00 · 10 answers · asked by lolladybugs_alexia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u two people aren't making me laugh
2006-06-24 17:31:40 · update #1
how to drown a blonde? scratch and sniff stcker bottom of pool
2006-06-24 17:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by smurfettewv 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yesterday I was having some work done on my car. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of The engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and
Asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
And asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." . When the mechanic looked at it, it was the cap turned around that said OIL
2006-06-24 18:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde like the car with the adjustable steering wheel?
More head room.
Why did the blonde stick her head out of a moving car's window?
To get a refill.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde have a bruised navel?
Her boyfriend was blonde too.
2006-06-25 15:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by candy2mercy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde that was strapped for cash decides to kidnap someone and hold them for ransom. she randomly picks a kid from the layground and wrote a note
"if you want to see your kid again, then put all your money in a bag and leave it under the pine tree"
she stuck the note to the kids shirt and sent ihm home to give his parents the note...
a blonde crashed into another car and didn't understand the seriousness of the situation, so the driver of the other car got out with a piece of chalk and a crowbar. he drew a circle and told the blonde to stay in it. she did so.
he smashed her front window and she giggled.
he smashed every other window and she still giggled.
then he slashed her tyres and she giggled even harder. he finally asked what was so funny and she said
"i stepped put of the circle 3 times when you werent looking"
how do you kill a submarine full of blondes?
knock on the door
a blonde is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish
a blonedis so tupid that she jumped and went up
2006-06-24 19:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by vijayata_k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A business man is driving to the city for an appointment and decides to take a short cut off the highway but soon gets lost. After an hour of dirt roads he finally comes up to a farm house where a gorgeous blonde in Daisy Dukes is slowly rockin in a rockin chair with a big old hound dog laying next to her.
He figures his appointment is already shot so he decides to try his luck with this hillbilly blonde. He rolls down the window and says, "Is there anyplace to stay the night around here?"
She twirls the end of her long blonde hair in her finger and says, "Sure mister, you can stay right here. Just me and daddy live here but he's off coon huntin and won't be back till sometime tomorrow."
Arroused now he starts to get out of the car but looks at the dog and stops. "Does your dog bite?"
"Course not," she says crossing her legs and smiling.
Now REALLY arroused he steps out of the car and the dog immediately attacks him viciously tearing out his crotch!
Bleeding and whimpering he falls against the car and sobs, "I thought you said your dog don't bite!"
She just smiles and says, "That ain't my dog."
2006-06-24 18:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 women esapces prison. A blond, a burnitte, and a black head. But all of a sudden they see two gards coming and they each jump into 3 barrels. the gards came and taped on the 1st barrle and the balck head said "meow", so the gard said " oh its just a cat". then they taped on the second one and the burnitte said "wrooff wrooff", and the garud said "oh its just a dog". then they taped on hte 3rd one and the blond said "potatoes". so they all went back to jail.
2006-06-24 17:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by prettyP 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
2006-06-25 03:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by shellb7088 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear
2006-06-24 17:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by KHB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do blondes wear underwear? to keep their ankles warm
2006-06-24 19:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by j M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes walk into a bar.........you figure one of them would have seen it!
2006-06-24 17:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋