What was the most embarrassing that ever happened to you?

Question

these are great... I'm laughing pretty hard!

Answer 1

Well most embarrassing moment of my life happened a long time ago when i was barely into my first week of grade 8 and this girl that i liked from the year before was in the same class as me, so i asked her out and she told me to take a number and laughed and walked away, well 6 months later i got the courage to ask her out again, thinking that we have been in the same class together and have done class projects together, that she might say yes to me this time, well she said she would think about it and left with her friends, two day's later she came up to me and said OK we can go out together and she told me to carry her books for her so i did, two weeks later she came to me and said that her parents would be gone and her sisters would be at there friends house for a sleep over, so she said we could have the place to our selves and we could watch movies till as late as we wanted to, at the time i was still a bit naive about signals and stuff so i thought she just wanted to have a movie night, so i told my mom that i was going over to one of my buddy's house to crash for the night because it wasn't a school night and i didn't have home work, so she says yes, and i leave for her house, when i get there she asks me in and we get ready for movie night, make popcorn and turn the lights low and pop the movie in, well half way through the movie she say's she is bored and invits me up to her room she starts kissing me on the bed for like 10-15 minutes and she say's she has a suprise for me and that she needed to go into the bathroom to change into something more comfortable, so i start to get nervous, not because i think she has something planned for me, but because at that age i was still new to this whole thing, so i get undressed and lay on the bed, move around a few times to try and get into a cool pose, we while i was alone in the room, she must have had a cordless phone in the bathroom, and called down stairs to a seperate line or something, but anyway it was a trap for me, hear i am in my birthday suit and in bursts her friends with cans of silly string and start to spray me with the stuff, and when the cans were empty they start to point at my croch and laugh at me, well being completely embarrest and humiliated i cleaned my self up as best i could and jumped out the second floor window and fractured my angkle, but being so humiliated i couldn't go home because i told my mom that i was at my friends house, so i went down to the train tracks and slept in the trunk of an old car, it got cold that night, by morning i had hypothermia and minor frost bite, i made it but wished i died that night.

Answer 2

well one time i was at a public pool in this really tight bikini and i jumped off the diving board right in front off these really cute guys, and i came up out of the pool from the side(without the ladder) so my top had been pushed up and then the side of the pool pulled my bottoms down as i was getting out and i didnt even realize it until the guys started laughing & i felt the cold wind blowing on my bare chest. it was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened 2 me.

Answer 3

I went to a party one saturday night when I lived in Denver. I passed out. I woke early the next morning and realized my friends had left me. I started walking home, not realizing how far it was. I ended up walking through downtown Denver. All the while I was walking, people were staring and laughing at me, I didn't know why. When I got to the gates at Lowry AFB the guards were laughing their asses off at me. They let me through the gates, but asked me if I had looked in a mirror lately, I had not. When I got to my barracks, I went straight to the restroom. Lo and behold, my face was painted with all kinds of nasty sayings done with markers. I also noticed that their was quite a nasty feeling and itch in my pants. Come to find out, my dear friends had put a half a dozen eggs in my drawers while I was passed out and then evidently pushed me up and down in the chair I had passed out in to break them up. What a lovely feeling.

Answer 4

When my daughter was about 8, we went to Winn Dixie one night to buy groceries. We always went to this store and I taught her how to shop for the best deals. On this night we went through the store Aile by Aile like we always did, got what we needed and proceeded to the checkout lane. I took out our food and placed them on the belt to be scanned at which time my lovely daughter let everyone in the store know that I just passed gas. I shop at Kroger now.

Answer 5

I was at a bar drinking feeling pretty good and i handed the bartender a 5 dollar food stamp instead of a 5 dollar bill.!!!

Answer 6

I had a flair skirt on, a strong wind came along and blew it all the way up to my face. I was passing a spot where a load of blokes were hanging out. I was only wearing thongs underneath.

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Answer 7

In college one night, I was partying with my bf and some friends. I got a little high and lost s couple of bets, so I had to strip naked in front of my boyfriend and all the other couples. Then I had to dance naked for a period of time and play the piano naked for a while.

Answer 8

I was in math class, and was called to the board to work out a problem, I got up and there was blood all over my seat. Yup, you guessed it, I started my period. Oh BTW I was wearing white pants that day.

Answer 9

the last time i drank,, 18 years ago,, i came home sloshed ,,and was trying to find my keys in my pants pocket,, however i had removed them ,,,to acess the pockets better ,,and it was dawn on the front porch,,, when my wife opened the door,,, i was standing there with my pants,,, and did i mention it was summer,, and i was commando,,, yeah naked on the porch in the dawns early light ,,and not so proud ,,,i quit that day to stop a divorce ,,,and losing my child ,,and home,, and am sober and straight today ,,,pretty good bad huh

Answer 10

the most embarresing thing that has ever happened to me was when i fell trick or treating and i had to go to the hospital in an ambulance and i sprained my ankle and was on crutches for a week

Answer 11

trust me the most emberissing thing that happend too me was that i was in mexico and i don't speak spanish so when we were in this mexican resterant i picked something that sounded like chicken so when i ate it i knew already that it was not chicken so when the girl watrish that speaked english said how were the cow eye's?and when i heard that i threw-up right in front of her.anyway what is your most emberassing moment?