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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week."

2006-06-24 16:03:07 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

good one

2006-06-24 16:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Wow!...that wuz real funny...i needed that laugh

2006-06-24 23:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0 0

Good joke...I'm telling it at work on Monday.

2006-06-24 23:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0 0

didn't read the joke, i got dizzy. but thanx for tha deuce

2006-06-25 00:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

Oh funny, funny...I will be using that one for sure--Thanks for sharing!

2006-06-24 23:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by missdilligaf 1 · 0 0

I have heard it but it is still funny. Cheer's

2006-06-24 23:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0 0

HA!! That's really funny! LUV IT!!!

2006-06-24 23:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its ok - it made me smile not actually laugh

2006-06-24 23:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by MellyMel 4 · 0 0

i like it

2006-06-24 23:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Lovin it !

2006-06-25 01:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0 0

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