BETTER OR WORSE? Which would be better or worse?

Question

To have to doggy paddle every where you go, instead of walking, even when not in water you must locamote by flailing your arms and legs in doggy paddle fashion, for the rest of your life,
OR
To have to sleep in a giant birds nest, every night, for the rest of your life?




Even if you buy a wheelchair, a bicycle, car, in order to move anywhere you must make the doggy paddle movements.
You can bring your own blankets and one pillow into the birds nest, but no additional padding, ie: sleeping bags, or cushions can be used.

Answer 1

Where have you been my whole life? I nominate this question
for "best question ever"!
Yes, I am serious. (if I could stop laughing)

Answer 2

I'd take the birds nest over the flailing doggy paddle.
Why? Doggy paddling would get tiring after awhile.

Answer 3

The doggy paddle is worse. I think sleeping in a giant bird's nest would be cool.

Answer 4

Giant bird nest is not as bad as doggy paddling!

Answer 5

I'd rather sleep in the nest. Doggy paddling everywhere would be exhausting.

Answer 6

I'd take the bird's nest over paddles

Answer 7

Bird nest. I can sleep anywhere given a pillow. But ok, I'll take the blanket. No problem there.

U know, btw, I think the dog would prefer ur first option.

Answer 8

The bird nest wouldn't be bad at all compared to flailing around like a retard all day.

Answer 9

:-) Silly question! I think I would rather sleep in a bird's nest. I could make one pillow and one blanket work. I'm not too keen on flailing my arms constantly. :-)

Answer 10

Birds nest.

Answer 11

Birds nest.