2006-06-24 15:33:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
he has to hold it in all night while delivering presents
2006-06-24 15:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you had to take off and put on that much material just to go to the restroom, you'd take a long time too. I know because I'm one-legged, and when I have to go to the restroom, I sometimes have to take off my artificial leg to do so, and put it back on when I'm through and getting dressed again. It's not as easy as when you have two of your own legs and can wear easy-fit clothing. And maybe Santa is taking a longer time in the restroom because he's tired of listening to all the self centered babies of all ages who come to him whining about what they want without giving a hoot what they do for others. If I were Santa, I'd take a one hour "potty break" every 5 minutes. I hope my answer gives you some new perspective. God Bless you.
2006-06-24 22:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good grief, the poor guy's probably constipated. You'd be too after all that milk and cookies.
2006-06-24 22:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Christina D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's no toilet paper in his stall ......and........
the poor guy can't get his business done...people keep passing him "Wish Lists" under the partition.
Being the great guy that he is.........he has to go over them and memorize them before he can wipe.
*people really need to let the guy take a dump without pestering him to death don't you think?
2006-06-24 23:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I just peed in my pants waiting!
2006-06-24 22:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO FIND HIS WEANIE UNDER ALL THE FAT IN HIS BELLY.
2006-06-24 22:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by BOOMBOOMBILLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what restroom were you in ?
2006-06-24 22:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by drummerfreak21@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one too many hoe hoe hoes
2006-06-24 22:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by HALEE' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋