BETTER OR WORSE? Which would be better or worse?

Question

To have to wear a bright orange life preserver everywhere, on top of your clothes, for the rest of your life,
OR
To have green grass, like you find in a lawn, growing out of your head instead of hair, for the rest of your life?



The life preserver would be one of those old school real thick foam preservers, you know the ones that go around your neck, not a nice vest style preserver.
The grass would grow just as fast as regular grass, and would have to be mowed and watered daily during the hot season.

Answer 1

Guys would have no reason to constantly look at a girl's chest if she were always wearing a life preserver.

Answer 2

I read your question and decided to answer in this way. I would be very accepting of a bright orange life preserver or for that matter to have green grass on my head IF God had created me that way but He didn't so I am but one of his creations and He chose to make me just as I am and that is what's best. I don't question His judgement or ability to create in His own way.

Answer 3

I'll take the grass growing out of my head. I can wear a hat when I don't want ppl to see it, and when I do I can dress very punk and no one will notice. The life preserver would make ppl constantly try to rescue you. Annoying.

Answer 4

I'd prefer the life preserver, considering the fact that I'm close to horrified of water and that would save me a lot of worrying. I like my hair too much to replace it with grass. :)

Answer 5

Grass, it's all natural. Then again a life preserver does serve a purpose and you can swim too.

Answer 6

I think the grass would be better, because you could mow it every morning and just go bald. The life preserver seems pretty restricting, don't you think?

Answer 7

oh man, i would LOVE to have grass for hair, as long as it grew right out of my scalp and it didn't have to grow out of dirt, that would be weird. it would be pretty easy to maintain, because i shower every day anyway, so it would get watered, and i wouldn't mind cutting it often, or i could let it grow really long and go to seed, then sell that grass seeds for a fortune, think about it, who wouldn't want grass seeds that had grown out of someones head? the only problem would be people who are allergic to grass.

Answer 8

The life preserver.

Answer 9

Considering the time and expense of making your punk hair-do green and spikey, I'd opt for the grass and look like a really 'with-it' grandma! And be cost concious to boot.

Answer 10

I'll have grass for my hair, I'd prefer that over having to wear a vest everywhere. So I'd have to water my hair, big deal.