What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito??? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
A knockout young blonde decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming,... and the smell of burning rubber!"
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2006-06-24 15:10:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha blonde jokes may be degrading to women but i'm brunette so i don't care! good sh*t man.
2006-06-24 15:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by bevis yo 3 · 9⤊ 4⤋
Ok wow. Those are both absolutely retarded, and jennifer H MUST be a blonde girl. Kidding ;-) She's just old fashioned stupid.
2006-06-24 22:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by theshrabster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why cant a blonde make Kool _aid ..
she cant figure out how to 2 quarts of water into that little packet
2006-06-24 22:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by MayberryNR5 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i met a blond the other day . she was a nice woman ..for some reason she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer ,, go figure
2006-06-24 22:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by chris c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, very old jokes.
I give them a three.
2006-06-24 22:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, funny jokes, but what is your question anyway?
2006-06-24 22:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO I KNINK BLOND JOSE DEGRATE WOMAN YOU CANT TELL A WOMAN'S INTELLAGENCE BY THE COLOR OF HER HAIR!
2006-06-24 22:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by JENNIFERHOOTMAN1981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry babe, but those jokes are not funny.
2006-06-24 23:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boo
2006-06-24 22:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by F 225 M 248 249 167 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better.
2006-06-24 22:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Denisse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋