And if you could be descriptive as to how I will be getting there, that would be better. Thank you in advance?
2006-06-24 15:07:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay...you're going to Hell, then. A limo will be picking you up. You will be driven past the Pearly Gates but, because you're going to Hell, you won't be stopping. Next, you will arrive at Purgatory, where you WILL stop. Your Demon driver will open the door for you and escort you to the Satan Shop of Horrors. There, you will purchase necessities for when you arrive in Hell; such as horns, a forked tongue, a spiked tail, some talons, razor-sharp teeth, all to be implanted by Satan himself when you arrive at your new accommodations. You will pay for this with your soul. Said soul will be forwarded to Satan at a later date.
You will then be driven, non-stop to Hell. Once there, you will be escorted by your worse nightmare to a room filled with demons disguised as the people you most detested on Earth. You will be living with them from now on. Every day you will leave the room and wipe the crappy butts of every demon and resident of Hell with your tongue. Every night, you will have sex with a wrinkled old woman whose boobs sag down to her hooves, and puss always drips from her privates. Twice a week, Satan will pay you a visit and tear your entrails from your body while you scream in excruciating pain.
Feel better?
Blessed Be!
Coven of Witches
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2006-06-24 15:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could find out for yourself. Go to the concordance in the back of the Bible, and look up hell, then you can read the Scriptures around the word. The answers are there.
2006-06-24 22:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by trainer53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that anyone goes to heaven or hell, sorry. I do believe that life can be better for those who choose to fill it with caring for others. If we can turn our negative energies into helpful accomplishments, we won't have to worry about something as vague and non-productive as going to hell. I know that's not what you wanted to hear, but I wish for you a wonderful, event-filled life of giving and sharing with others.
2006-06-24 22:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Christian version of Hell or the underworld gets its name from this Norse Goddess, Hel, the realm that she actually ruled was quite different from the fire & brimstone Hell. The underworld of Norse myth was actually called Niflheim and there went the souls of those who died, but not in battle (usually of old age, accident or disease). Hel ruled here from her own hall, Helheim. Sometimes the names Niflheim and Helheim are used interchangeably, and then her hall is called Sleet-Den.
2006-06-24 22:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bridghid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first if your not asking a religion question why tempt fate,,, just go away ,,,we wont miss another persons attitude towards any spiritual growth or way of life,, if your intent on living to die and suffer go forit ,, but a person that believes in heaven or hell isnt allowed to condemn anyone,,, we would be judged by God for that see it isnt up tous its between you and the God of your understanding so lighten up maybe theres a good end for all of us and you just havent found your way to it
2006-06-24 22:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its gonna be a long trip.......you need to catch the number 666 bus which takes you directly to Hells station, there you will be greeted by two red imps..with forks that will take you on to your final destination, Hell hole! Good luck with that dude, heard it ain't no holiday down there.....Mwahaha
2006-06-24 22:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in hell, so I couldn't tell you, but.... Hell on earth would be if you did something that YOU believed was not right, then that is a bit of hell, isn't it?
2006-06-24 22:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good question. It shows that you are thinking of eternity and considering your final destination. The fact of the matter that if when you die and you have not excepted Christ as your Redeemer then you will indeed go to hell. Please consider Christ as your passport to Paradise.
2006-06-24 22:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by J-Artist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are all going to hell by now everyone should know that Hell simply means the (GRAVE )
2006-06-24 22:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could, in fact I'd love to tell you! But alas, I don't believe in hell. But I'm sure you're already there in your state of mind!
2006-06-24 22:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋