A man was standing in line waiting to go into a movie theater when he suddenly felt the guy behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned around and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
The guy stammered, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that I'm a chiropractor, and I could tell you were pretty tense, and without even realizing it, I started to rub your shoulders to release the tension and help you relax."
"That's hogwash," the man cried. "I'm a lawyer, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me!"
Smilin'? What state are you smilin' from?
2006-06-24 12:53:38 · 12 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny!
Keep em coming Cheer's From Canada.
2006-06-24 13:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Philly PA :) representt.
2006-06-24 13:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by martster38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arkansas, baby!
2006-06-24 13:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggles from Ohio
2006-06-24 15:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a little while.. but I get it now.
2006-06-24 12:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny....Not your best though
2006-06-25 15:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by soccerqueen155 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughs from massachusetts
2006-06-24 17:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by xoqtpie18ox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mis
2006-06-24 13:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by Sarina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh now but va originally.
2006-06-24 13:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by theirishunicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NM and FL
2006-06-24 12:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by just.taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋