HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART 1!! I honestly LOVE you for posting that! :-D
Sh*t, I'm giddy now!
The Inquisition! Let's begin!
The Inquisition! Look out sin!
We're on a mission...
to convert the JEWS! (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew!!)
Empress Nympho: "What happens to the slaves?"
Queen's Maid: "If they're captured, they're hung."
Empress Nympho: "Not necessarily."
Mel Brooks: Jesus!
Jesus: What?
Mel Brooks: Oh, nothing... (thinks, "what a weirdo...") Christ!
Jesus: WHAT?
Mel Brooks: Nevermind.
Moses: I present to you, all 15... (drops a stone tablet onto the ground, where it shatters...) all "10" Commandments...
--To this day... I still become elated and thrilled when I go to a video store. I march through the aisles saying, "Yes! No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes... No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes! No. No. Yes! No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. YES!! No. No. No. No. No. No. Yayyss (the way the Empress says it, lmao). No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No!... YAAAYYYYSSSSS!" The store workers who know the movie sometimes get a kick out it. God, I'm such an entertainer, lol. Whew, I love a quick-time harch. Lmaooo.
MEL BROOKS RULES! But he's a sadistic bastard because he never made the Part 2. I really wanted to see Hitler on Ice, the Viking funeral (I wet myself laughing when I saw the preview, lmaoo), and Jews in Space. Lmaooo!
History of the World is utterly one of my favorite movies... ever. Fuc*ing Mel Brooks. lmaoo
"Plumbing! Plumbing! Pump sh*t right out of your house! Plumbing!" -the Roman Street Vendor, lmaoo.
OR! OR!
"I'm selling nothing! I'm selling absolutely nothing! Get your nothing here!" -another Roman Street Vendor.
Don't even get me started on the rat vendor, lmaooo. Goddamn genius, I swear...
2006-06-24 12:29:42
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answered by masterdeath01 4
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Okay you took my Answer. But Mel Brooks is still Cool! I own the collector's Addition! How about To Be Or Not To Be?
2006-06-24 19:19:36
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answered by caitie 6
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